[slainchops]

somebody had a bad day

[mccodswallop-blog]

[mccodswallop-blog]

I'm gonna go look up the Tailypo audiobook now

D O N’T

[lovecomputerlovecomputer]

Visit Original Link

TRUE STORY

[mccodswallop-blog]

There is this account where someone’s being a computer. I don’t understand why this is so goddamn funny but the input commands, the text based adventures, and how it had a romantic relationship with a cosplayer is too much.

[spooky-darth-blog]

Well fuck you too.

[askradicalgoodspeed]

for those that do not get this bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex mew is the genetically ancestor to all pokemon. rhydon first pokemon created and there for stated the whole thing and arceus made the universe so it is the first in that it was for ever thing else. there for there is no right answer

[mccodswallop-blog]

I was waiting for this moment.

[phruxx]

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

Okay I still don’t get it. I have a mental handicap for jokes on tumblr. Someone explain

[a-hero-kings-archive-blog]

IS THIS FOR REAL

[mccodswallop-blog]

I now fully appreciate shitty doujinshi censors.

[nachtfaust]

[mccodswallop-blog]

Hey thanks Tumblr

For putting an ad that nobody wants to see in that awkward space where you might just accidentally click it.

[mccodswallop-blog]

No idea if I already submitted this, but this was my first and last attempt at a gaming video.

I don’t think I’m very good at it.

[mccodswallop-blog]

I’m really bad at explaining things.

One of my friends wanted to know why I don’t like most roleplay forums. The point I was TRYING to make was that mods rarely actually revise profiles but it ended up:

[cosmicanatomy]

[mccodswallop-blog]

YOU FUCKING LIAR, don’t even joke about marrying Veezara.

I was a lizardthing, he was a lizardthing, he was a happy murderous soul. We were soulmates. But he doesn’t give a FUCK about the Amulet of Mara, he’s married to sitting crosslegged and talking about zen ass shit.

[mccodswallop-blog]

Super super serious lecture material here

We were told to label all of our pictures we use in our forensics presentation but I am not good at naming things at all.

[mccodswallop-blog]

There are 3 kinds of usernames online...

1. The one that you probably got from your neopets account and is full of nostalgia, innocence and a bunch of numbers.

2. The one that you probably go from your AIM account and implies you’re super fun and cool with everything misspelled.

3. The one where you stopped giving a fuck a long time ago and realized you can call yourself buttsquisherthesquisherofbutts and nobody cares.

[idontf-ckingkn0w-deactivated201]

I have 2 and 3.

[mccodswallop-blog]

ARE… ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T HAVE THE FIRST ONE?

[idontf-ckingkn0w-deactivated201]

WELL EXCUSE ME I THOUGHT YOU MEANT NEOPETS.

[mccodswallop-blog]

...I MEANT ALL USERNAMES

[mccodswallop-blog]

Lots of Steven Universe’s been popping up on my feed, so I thought this’d be a nice way to connect with y’all. 8)

I appreciate the show’s efforts to normalize diversity and promote acceptance, even if I don’t watch it. The fans genuinely love this show both young and old and I’ll hope that it keeps getting the audience it deserves. Hope this isn’t too inaccurate to the plot?

[mccodswallop-blog]

I think

they were meant to be rainbros.

[mccodswallop-blog]

These are horrible people who deserve each other. I think I need to at least attempt to draw awful shit of them.

[mccodswallop-blog]

So I finally did this.

[oldlineghosts]

Yeah me too jokes never get old.

[mccodswallop-blog]

“I got you a souvenier from Las Vegas!”

... MOM!?

[mccodswallop-blog]

Always aspire to be an animal. Broken shit is just a ‘new feature’ to them.