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Liam - shitty jokes and a brew

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[randomsplashes]

[mccurlehpants]

So I got this the other week.

[murdernachos]

[suppermariobroth]

Mario, you’re not even wearing the Frog Suit. You’re an embarrassment, Mario.

[masterhocuspocus]

Don’t be mean to him he’s just having fun!

[fuckoffdumbhoe]

When the Marvel logo came on the screen but the usual music wasn’t there like it always is everyone was dead silent and some guy at the back was like “Oh we’re fucked” 

[alphalewolf]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[reuseablemenow-deactivated20200]

thanos looks like shiny wailmer you just don’t want to admit it

[suspicious-robot]

Wailmer doesn’t deserve this shade

[reuseablemenow-deactivated20200]

what did you say

[intensional]

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

A+ to Mr. Braff.

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[penguintim]

[starrypawz]

[professionalbadexample]

[goaliesarethebest]

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

[thranduilland]

Why are we like this?

[ruinedchildhood]

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

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