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[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[gothclaires]

Hey everyone I made my own TMA trivia hell quiz :) it’s mostly names you have no reason to remember. link in the reblogs <3

[gothclaires]

have fun! :)

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[discojams]

this is one of my fav images ever so i updated it for 2026. the original is from 2016 lol

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[hoziersgirlfiend]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Sergey Garifullin

[dailyflicks]

PAPRIKA (2006), dir. Satoshi Kon

[doubledumbass]

How To With John Wilson (2020)

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[sukabu89]

[dogrotpdf]

had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, they’ll be at my birthday party in november

[dogrotpdf]

you’ll never believe the turn of events that have transpired tonight

[dogrotpdf]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You look good for 61

[devilcat3d]

gropes every squishy part of your body all at once with my many ghost hands

[xanaxfarts]

Yoshitaka Amano

[angelicdewdrop]