among my frivolous thoughts

McDouble

[baddingtonbitch]

finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked

[steamandcream]

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

[sunsoak]

That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Grover and a Kitten

[stephaniejuhnay]

One of the realest comments I’ve ever read

[percyderologf]

"bears repeating" 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 <- thats the bears repeating

[crittre-moved-deactivated202410]

AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone

[mcdoubleandfries]

i’m 27 now

[foggybruise]

I wasnt loved as a child so now I'm evil and dont go to bed on time

[dykeselfcest]

ok I haven't seen the ass slap on tumblr yet and I'm losing my MIND

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[raptorific]

Love when you wake up a cat and they give you an incredulous look like "do I bother YOU when YOU'RE sleeping?" with no self-awareness whatsoever