Every McDouble I Eat

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Jeez, what a mess. Thanks for all the ketchup! And thanks for putting this one together terribly!

★☆☆☆☆ 1 of 5 stars

Much nic--- wait. Why the heck is the cheese on the top patty? That space is reserved for pickles, ketchup, mustard and onions! But I do have the normal cheese between the patties, so bonus cheese. One more star for the bonus cheese. All hail the bonus cheese.

★★★★☆☆ 4 of 6 stars

Not a good distribution of the items that are to go on this McDoub baby. Just looks like everything was thrown on this all at once. Meh. MEH. Patties are aligned though.

★★★☆☆ 3 of 5 stars

SO MUCH KETCHUP. A big, slippery mess. And the condiments got all over the wrapper, which means that I had to wipe my hands off before taking thing picture. Boo.

★☆☆☆☆ 1 of 5 stars

Came together pretty ok. You can see where the sloppy burgs are in this mess of thing I call “dinner”.

Overall: ★★★☆☆ 3 of 5 stars

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Oddly-shaped beef patties, but they are aligned. Only a single hint of onions on this one. *shakes head*

★★☆☆☆ 2 of 5 stars

The pickles look very unhappy. Got some more onions on this one though! Patties are aligned enough.

★★★☆☆ 3 of 5 stars

Looks like they were saving up all those onions for this burger. So many onions. Everything else looks pretty good though.

★★★★☆ 4 of 5 stars

Annnd back to minimal onions. Good looking pickles; so big! Extra star just for that.

★★★★☆☆ 4 of 6 stars 

THEY GAVE ME FIVE! I asked for four and they gave me five. I knew the bag felt heavy.

BONUS BURG REVIEW

One pickle, a little sloppy with the ketchup. Onions are about right.

N/A: Not rated.

Look what they made me do. I never wanted to eat five McDoubles stacked like this, but they forced my hand. That thing is just gonna fall over the moment i try to somehow take a bite.

Overall:  ★★★★☆☆☆ 4 of 7 stars

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A mess of ketchup. Everything is unevenly distributed. Has all the things though, so that’s good.

★★☆☆☆ 2 of 5 stars

Someone went nuts with the ketchup. So much man, urrrg. That throws of the delicate balance of my McDouble 4 stack. And what the heck man, what’s that tiny pickle? That doesn’t count.

★☆☆☆☆ 1 of 5 stars

So done with this burger master and his ketchup.

★☆☆☆☆ 1 of 5 stars

Ketchup was a total mess; all over the wrapper. Got all over my hands. 

And what the heck is that? Is that... lettuce? GET YOUR LETTUCE AWAY FROM MY MCDOUBLE! THAT DOES NOT BELONG HERE!

☆☆☆☆☆  ZERO STARS!

Oh look, you can see some oozing ketchup. But hey, the cheese looks all nice and melty and that’s a good quality to have in a dumb-huge burger.

Overall: ★★★☆☆ 3 of 5 stars

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This one was so messy. Patties nearly falling off the bun. Uneven ketchup. Even got a bunch of ketchup on the bottom bun.

★★☆☆☆ 2 of 5 stars 

Little light on the ketchup. Ample pickles, but aren’t evenly distributed. Patties and cheese are nice and stacked though.

★★★☆☆ 3 of 5 stars 

NO PICKLES?! WHAT? Did you think I wouldn’t notice? Did one of the other burgers steal this burgers pickles? How rude!

☆☆☆☆☆ ZERO STARS

Almost no ketchup. Has the other things though.

★★☆☆☆ 2 of 5 stars

Stacked pretty well. Tasted like 4 McDoubles combined between one bun. Rogue pickles at the top.

Overall: ★★★★☆ 4 of 5 stars

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Pretty uniform McDoubles, but I swear I usually get two pickle slices per McDub. Kinda light on the onions too. Burgers weren’t as juicy (can you even use that word when talking about Mcdonalds burgers?) as they usually are. Overall Score: 8/10