new blog!

[clairevnderwoods]

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remember when dave kept calling himself a wrapper when he tried to say rapper instead?

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i should have a party while dave's away. 

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timetechturntables replied to your post: ...

//wow}

{ that is what he gets for not being there >:v }

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❧// ragnarok: john is mentally cheating on dave with a box of pizza

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so. much. pizza. 

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Hey, I found a way to get a lot of followers and make your blog super popular! For some reason it will not let me put links in this message but here go to fоllowhype(.)com

.....this sounds fishy. thanks, but not thanks!

[uhrair-blog]

friend sad????

im on way. wait for me friend

[timetechturntables-archive]

LIKE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY LISTEN

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MAYBE I WOULD, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 

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no! you did it first!

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i didn't get to because you said i'm not allowed to!

[forever90s]

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you wanted it first

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you're still the one that did it. 

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im too brain dead to logically try and talk my way out of this so ill go with plan b:

baby come back! you can blame it all on me!

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you're the one who divorced me. 

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jaysock replied to your post: i have $500,000 and i’m a...

why not… buy a mcdonalds?

i think i need more than 500k to do that. 

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i have $500,000 and i'm alone which means no one can tell me that i can't buy all the mcnuggets in a mcdonald's. 

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no im breaking down the door and sleeping in that bed with you even if i have to fight you for it BP

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i'm not paying for that broken door, that's coming out of your pocket.  i'm sorry, i'm not sleeping with the man that broke my heart and divorced me so callously on a blogging platform.  especially when it was my idea first! >:( pay up the royalties for that, it's just business dave. 

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last week i won the lottery and i never expected that to happen but now i have $500,000 and that means i can buy so many mcnuggets.