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@mcelvisatthepentagon
Woah mama, i'm an employee at the pentagon
Gotta give it to Elvis, this pose is one of the poses of all time
go white boy go
@elvis-official
Woah mama I'm doing my little dance
McWoah mama, Getting McGroovy up in here
I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.
Mr. Sinatra, you and I should join forces in the War on Elvis!
THE COMMUNIST PSYOP THAT IS THE ELVISVERSE SHALL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY THE MIGHT OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!!
I fully agree Mr Nixon, the only way we can survive this apocalypse of horrible music is if we and the good people who believe in TRUE music join forces, with the power of the United States military and true music we may stand a chance.
Woah mama I’m worried about the war on elvii, should we throw a massive concert as protest? Uh-huh uh-huh
Can i work concessions? Being on stage gives me anxiety, humina humina
@elvis-compressedly @elvis-hell @emo-presley @goth-elvis @muppet-elvis @pelvis-presley @gelvis-presley @catgirl-presley @beetle-elvis @elvis-official @mcelvisatthepentagon @jailhouse-md-rock @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @transfem-elvis @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @frelvis-durstley @jeselvis-christ @elviritch-horrors @penguin-presley @shelvis-presley @elvispurrsley @lizard-elvis-official @mii-elvis @miku
Sorry if I missed anyone, any and all elvi welcome in the band 🤗
McWoah mama, This is an Elvengers level threat.
Hmmmm
I suppose i could clock off for one day-
McHumminaHummina
Woah mama can I get a double bacon black mold, but hold the micro plastics?
Actually it’s my cheat day; Double the micro plastics. Does this come with a toy? *anxious hip thrust*
McWoah mama, ofc you can get a double bacon black mold with double microplastics and a minecraft toy
Meow Mama I don't support AI
Preach-a
PREACH-A
PREACH
SCIENCE PREACH
FRENCH PREACH
CANADIAN PREACH
GHOST PREACH
GERMAN PREACH
ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION PREACH
COMPRESSED PREACH
RUSSIAN PREACH
TWIN OF OP PREACH :3
RUSSIAN PREACH AGAIN BUT FROM MY OWN BLOG THIS TIME
GLASS CLONE PREACH UH HUH
PIXELLATED PREACH
SCARY PREACH
THICC PREACH 🍑🕺
I cast PREACH
BIOLUMINESCENT PREACH UH HUH
Purreach!!!
Meow Mama it's another cat boy
McPreach©
whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars
Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp
Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep
Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.
Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.
Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press
woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft
Woah mama that’s me before I got put in this egg
McWoah mama, that's me before I started working at Pentagondonalds
Meow mama would it be cannibalism if I ate @fishvis-presley :3
McWoah mama, how about a burger and some fries instead. Or that whatchamacallit-
Minecraft happy meal thing?
"no! get away! it's not safe!"
*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*
Woah mama, another one-a us has a fursona in london?
Woah mama, i promise i'm not breaking any pentagon rules government cy op /gen/woahmama
McHumminaHummina
Hi king, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woah mama I never went to heaven they didn't let me in
McWoah mama
You can come to the Mcpentagon instead.
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
Woah science, Nazis get the science Elvis special (a nuclear ground to air science missile shaped like a bullet)
McWoah mama
(sends the pentagon itself to hit the nazis)
xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube
please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.
McWoah mama, would you like fries with that?