There's a McElvis at the pentagon

woah mama, they just hit the pentagon

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

Woah mama, i'm an employee at the pentagon

[charlesoberonn]

Gotta give it to Elvis, this pose is one of the poses of all time

[yurimartyr]

go white boy go

[cackletus]

@elvis-official

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm doing my little dance

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, Getting McGroovy up in here

[therealfranksinatra]

I’ve heard news that the Elvis Presleys have been multiplying at a horrific rate, can nobody see how horrifically this will affect the musical industry? We must fight back or we could risk losing real music forever.

[nixon-official]

Mr. Sinatra, you and I should join forces in the War on Elvis!

THE COMMUNIST PSYOP THAT IS THE ELVISVERSE SHALL BE DEFEATED ONCE AND FOR ALL BY THE MIGHT OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!!!!

[therealfranksinatra]

I fully agree Mr Nixon, the only way we can survive this apocalypse of horrible music is if we and the good people who believe in TRUE music join forces, with the power of the United States military and true music we may stand a chance.

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama I’m worried about the war on elvii, should we throw a massive concert as protest? Uh-huh uh-huh

Can i work concessions? Being on stage gives me anxiety, humina humina

@elvis-compressedly @elvis-hell @emo-presley @goth-elvis @muppet-elvis @pelvis-presley @gelvis-presley @catgirl-presley @beetle-elvis @elvis-official @mcelvisatthepentagon @jailhouse-md-rock @nonbinary-elvis @transmasc-elvis @transfem-elvis @italian-elvis-official @catboy-presley @frelvis-durstley @jeselvis-christ @elviritch-horrors @penguin-presley @shelvis-presley @elvispurrsley @lizard-elvis-official @mii-elvis @miku

Sorry if I missed anyone, any and all elvi welcome in the band 🤗

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, This is an Elvengers level threat.

Hmmmm

I suppose i could clock off for one day-

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McHumminaHummina

[elvis-stressley]

Woah mama can I get a double bacon black mold, but hold the micro plastics?

Actually it’s my cheat day; Double the micro plastics. Does this come with a toy? *anxious hip thrust*

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, ofc you can get a double bacon black mold with double microplastics and a minecraft toy

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I don't support AI

[italian-elvis-official]

Preach-a

[italian-elvis]

PREACH-A

[the-mojave-desert]

PREACH

[elvis-resercher-official]

SCIENCE PREACH

[furina-de-fontelvis]

FRENCH PREACH

[canadian-elvis]

CANADIAN PREACH

[the-ghost-of-elvis]

GHOST PREACH

[barbara-gunnhelvis]

GERMAN PREACH

[death-elvis-official]

ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION PREACH

[elvis-compressedly]

COMPRESSED PREACH

[furina-de-fontelvis]

RUSSIAN PREACH

[catboy-presley]

TWIN OF OP PREACH :3

[arlecchelvis-official]

RUSSIAN PREACH AGAIN BUT FROM MY OWN BLOG THIS TIME

[elvis-unofficial]

GLASS CLONE PREACH UH HUH

[mii-elvis]

PIXELLATED PREACH

[scary-elvis]

SCARY PREACH

[bblvis]

THICC PREACH 🍑🕺

[wizard-presly]

I cast PREACH

[bioluminescent-fish-elvis]

BIOLUMINESCENT PREACH UH HUH

[catboyelvis]

Purreach!!!

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama it's another cat boy

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McPreach©

[xtcstuff69]

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama that’s me before i sold cars

[leprechaun-elvis-official]

Wooo mammy that’s me before i became a gold hoarding imp

[fishvis-presley]

Blub mama that's me before I swam too deep

[dragon-elvis]

Roar mama that's me before I stole that mountain from those dwarves.

[odysselvis-official]

Woah crew, that’s me before I went to war.

[elvis-compressedly]

Woah mama that’s me before they put me in the hydraulic press

[grian-elvis-prestley]

woah mama, thats me before i discovered Minecraft

[eggvis-preggsley]

Woah mama that’s me before I got put in this egg

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, that's me before I started working at Pentagondonalds

[catboy-presley]

Meow mama would it be cannibalism if I ate @fishvis-presley :3

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, how about a burger and some fries instead. Or that whatchamacallit-

Minecraft happy meal thing?

[low-polly]

"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

Woah mama, another one-a us has a fursona in london?

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

Woah mama, i promise i'm not breaking any pentagon rules government cy op /gen/woahmama

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McHumminaHummina

[elvis-official]

Hi king, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woah mama I never went to heaven they didn't let me in

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama

You can come to the Mcpentagon instead.

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, Nazis get the science Elvis special (a nuclear ground to air science missile shaped like a bullet)

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama

(sends the pentagon itself to hit the nazis)

[alien-elvis]

xoah xaxa the government captured me and put me in the tube

please help the tv in the corner only plays nick jr.

[mcelvisatthepentagon]

McWoah mama, would you like fries with that?