McFly Liveblogs Things

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"Let's not talk about hypotheticals. Here's what would hypothetically happen if I was President."

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"We also have fewer horses and bayonets."

"We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines."

Obama is explaining the military to Romney like he's five.

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Romney said five minutes ago his plan will balance the budget in ten years. Ten is more than eight. Nigga can't count.

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Romney says he's going to get rid of Obamacare on day one. I don't think he's heard of Congress.

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Romney just said "tests" like he was Snape speaking to Harry Potter. He real mad.

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Mitt Romney says we're going to put students and teachers first and teachers' unions second. Who does he think make up teachers' unions?

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Why are we talking about domestic policy right now?

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I hope Obama doesn't really think we're indispensable. That kind of hubris is why empires fall.

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Obama has that look on his face that I get when I'm listening to someone say something stupid in class.

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So Romney wants us to install a new government in a foreign country without using the military? And he wants to cut taxes and raise the same amount of money without adding new taxes anywhere? Where did he study economics and foreign relations? Hogwarts?

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Brian: Obama's peeing on Romney's shoe right now.

Me: Under the table.

David: They took a blood oath to never reveal what goes on under the table.

Brian: He's just going back and forth. Peeing on the left shoe and the right shoe, back and forth.

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Obama's line about what decades Romney's stuck in is gonna be iconic.

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Ryan has been repeating the same five catchphrases all night.

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Biden was about to call Romney his friend and had to correct himself.

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Basically, Paul Ryan is saying, "Fuck the Supreme Court, we're going to do what we want if we're elected."

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The moderator was basically like, "This is about abortion, so please drop the facts and get emotional here. And talk about religion." What the actual fuck?

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What's with Ryan's sassy head motions?