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he/him | noncorporeal fungus and also alt account of writtenbysmek

[mcfungy]

you have the eating patterns of your mother and the habits of your father

[i-am-a-fish]

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

[queer-as-city-folk]

I don't like how androgynous is seen as masculine presentation on a feminine body

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[etchif]

Flogging the dong

[mcfungy]

god fears me (doing the bulk of my senior thesis in the 36 hours before it’s due and meeting the deadline)

[mcfungy]

SUCK MY COCK I DID IT

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[mcfungy]

god fears me (doing the bulk of my senior thesis in the 36 hours before it’s due and meeting the deadline)

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[mcfungy]

tucking in all my friends and giving them a little kiss on the forehead (if they want one)

by god we will get through this

[thetursithan]

First time at the seaside....

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[vee-dmsr]

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[mcfungy]

been listening to gallifrey and idk what anyone looks like but i’ve been picturing them as so:

braxiatel as the tallest, wide man with a stiff uniform, akin to a theobald gumbar/lapin cadbury hybrid, perhaps the oldest but aging well

romana as medium height, quite put together with fringes of exhaustion, pretty with late 60s/early 70s hair, def a strong sense of fashion, unsure as to her age

torvald as medium height, like he came right out of a bbc 1960s murder mystery show (suit, combed hair, square jaw, rodent-esque)

leela as one of the tallest, muscular and sturdy, def taller than romana, dressed in a manner that’s clear that’s she’s not gallifreyan but also doesn’t know what she is, general look of sorrow/mourning in her eyes

narvin as medium height but only bc his shoes either have a slight heel or inserts to make him taller, aggressively straight posture, on the cusp of being claimed by male pattern baldness, ginger

idk if any of this is “right” but i wanted to write it down bc drawing is making me murderous. i should say that i also picture them animated in my head rather than live action. but that’s also just how i picture things in general