[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[daintyartisan]

High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[pukicho]

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

[pukicho]

Stop calling me bear

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[ace-trainer-alice]

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[liberalsarecool]

Watching 'Mountainhead' in HBO.

AI/Tech Bros have an obsession with "accelerationism"—the idea that tech founders should push rapid innovation and ignore the devastating consequences for society.

The 'escape to Mars' mindset is not about leaving a peaceful Earth, but a world on fire; the fires they are stoking.

[sandersstudies]

We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

But one little girl was like “oh, it’s a musical about ME you say” and the character list was all the other girls in the class cast as her body parts, and a story about how her body works.

“Kaylee is nice so she will be the heart. Lily is my kidneys. Sapphire is the lungs.”

She surreptitiously showed me that the girl who kept taking the crayons she was using was cast specifically as “left buttcheek” and I had to pretend like that wasn’t the funniest thing I’d ever seen.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea