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🍆🤠✌️💪 tba.

[dirbenaffleck]

DANIEL SHARMAN returns as TROY OTTO Fear the Walking Dead, Ep 8: "Anton"

[marcomxalistr]

Man, summer has been so relaxed and quiet in the firm, i'm kind of dreading September and the inevitable rise of clients needing a lawyer. I don't know what it is about the school years starting, but i'm not ready for the wave of calls and the sudden loss of a lot of free time to hit.

[ghcstfm]

And just like that I need a lawyer. 

[emilixnocrc]

There's not a lot like a summer in Oxford. I was privileged enough to be invited to teach some summer classes down in my old haunt, and I forgot how delightful a place it is to reside, however temporary.

[ghcstfm]

Did they invite you or was your little bust up with Milo — and by bust up, I mean you tripping over your own pants around your ankles and falling dick first into him, and cheating on your fiancé wait I forgot where this was going. 

[rixdiascrvlho]

Gradian Village basking in the end of summer sunshine, what a sight, right? I see a lot here that I like glowing under the rays. My, oh my.

[ghcstfm]

Ok Shakespeare, calm down and take off your shirt. 

[romeobxnedetti]

Only 11 days to go until the students of St Alban's return to these quiet halls. I'm looking forward to starting off my first full year as Headmaster. Do any of my neighbours have children that are going to be attending St Alban's High School?

[ghcstfm]

baby, I’m looking to drop my kids off 11 days early. 

[txbiaswilde]

Election Day is starting to rapidly approach for the local MP seat and I have to say, i'm feeling very optimistic and confident following the support and backing of all of my neighbours. I owe each of you a very heartfelt thank you, because this hopefully soon achieved goal of representing you and your needs as citizens of Gradian, could not be even within the arms reach it currently is without you all.

[ghcstfm]

STILL a little peeved that secret sex tape hasn’t been revealed and ALSO a little pissed you haven’t played dirty by taking off that shirt to buy voters. 

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

I never claimed to be a pleasant dream, princess.

I’m not denying that.

only when your mouth is wrapped around something l

YOU CALLED HIM DADDY I WAS THERE. 

admit it. 

[ghcstfm]

eion-flanagan​:

If that’s what you’d prefer.

Your place or mine?

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

I think you’re mixing up reality with your dreams again, because i’d sooner never speak again than ever utter the word.

YOU THINK I GOT TIME TO DREAM ABOUT YOU?? I got Tobias Wilde on tap, I’ve seen that man naked, dick literally sculpted by the gods to perfection, and YOU think you’re in my dreams?? BABY YOU’RE ONLY EVER IN MY NIGHTMARES.

but how you gonna act like i wasn’t there, watching you be a little slut for the dick?

[ghcstfm]

asher-mccarthy​:

This is something I never thought I would say but I actually think at least some of what you said is a good idea. Although I can’t really afford to take Alex to Paris.

Could always just introduce a frenchman named Pierre to your relationship, It’s Paris on a budget,

[ghcstfm]

gradiansamevans​:

So that would be a no then?

baby, the only heavy load I carry is well .. my husbands. 

[ghcstfm]

patrick-stclarington​:

I guess you’re not going to be any help then.

You might want to help when I tell you it’s for Jackie’s 30th.

what gave it away, dipshit??

YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT JACKIE?? JACKIE?? THE EVIL TEMPTRESS WHO STOLE MY BEST FRIEND? MY BACK UP HUSBAND? KNOCKED HIM UP AND HAD A CHILD. A CHILD PATRICK! we were supposed to be bachelors well into our 60s. 

[kncxsmy]

I've always been one who typically is up for the day somewhere around 7am, rain or shine, cup of coffee brewed and ready to start me off, but I have to say, staying in bed all morning has never felt as good as it has lately.

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

As much as i’m betting you’re hoping i’ll indulge your shame worthy hope that i’ll say yes, it’s a hard no.

How you going to LOOK at me and lie! I’VE WATCHED YOU GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RAILED from behind, while begging daddy to fuck you harder. 

fyi, daddy in the scenario wasn’t me, you freak. 

[kncxsmy]

I've always been one who typically is up for the day somewhere around 7am, rain or shine, cup of coffee brewed and ready to start me off, but I have to say, staying in bed all morning has never felt as good as it has lately.

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

We’re not going down that road, i’m not buying what you’re selling today.

BabyI’m already buckled in for a wild ride, so question is: do you call him daddy  

[kncxsmy]

I've always been one who typically is up for the day somewhere around 7am, rain or shine, cup of coffee brewed and ready to start me off, but I have to say, staying in bed all morning has never felt as good as it has lately.

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

It’s only natural to be drawn to things you don’t understand.

oof, so that explains why you’re running towards your daddy issues. 

[kncxsmy]

I've always been one who typically is up for the day somewhere around 7am, rain or shine, cup of coffee brewed and ready to start me off, but I have to say, staying in bed all morning has never felt as good as it has lately.

[ghcstfm]

kncxsmy​:

Some memories are better preserved when not revisited with even an ounce of nostalgia for them.

Ooof baby, you trying to get me hard?? because YOU know your pretentious banter gets me all worked up. 

[patrick-stclarington]

Does anybody around here have any experience with party planning? I think I need a bit of help.

[ghcstfm]

Because you’re a dumb loser, with a big head who doesn’t know what is and isn’t cool??