LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT FINN HUDSON? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR MICHAEL EVANS BEHLING IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY ONE, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE DUMB JOCK, BUT PREFER TO BE THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA GRASS STAINED JEANS, MINDLESSLY TAPPING FINGERS TO MUSIC, TOWERING OVER EVERYONE ELSE, & THE USELESS ABILITY TO FALL ASLEEP ANYWHERE THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
THE BASICS:
name: finn christopher hudson.
pronouns: he/him.
gender: cismale.
birthday/zodiac: august 14th, virgo.
birthplace: lima, ohio.
relationship status: single af.
sexuality: straight-ish.
occupation: part time at hummel's tires & lube and lima bowling.
sports/clubs: football (quarterback), baseball (center field), jazz club (drums) and show choir (new directions).
major/minor: exercise science.
languages: just english.
social media handles: finnhudson for all socials.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
height: 6'4".
build: athletic.
eye color: brown.
hair color: black.
piercings: nah.
tattoos: nah.
other distinguishing features: goofy smile.
style: like a normal dude, i dunno?
PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:
traits: i'm pretty damn loyal and trusting, but I can be kinda down on myself a lot, which I'm trying to work on.
likes: game nights with the boys, listening to my mom's old vinyls, my dog bono, girls, that burning feeling when you drink a soda, cheat days, marvel movies, comedy movies, etc.
dislikes: when your hand starts to hurt from playing too many video games, reading, people acting like I'm some big idiot, losing, etc.
fears: being a failure, but that's probably a super common one. i'm not crazy about snakes either.
skills: not bragging, but I think I'm pretty damn good at football. also just learned how to do a cartwheel, so I'm pretty hyped about that. also, play the drums.
quirks: you ever realize that there's this word you have known about your whole life and you don't know what it really means? like is being tall a quirk? or the fact that I listen to foreigner before every game?
hobbies: football, drums, video games, dungeons & dragons. if i had a little more free time, this would be a much longer list.
music tastes: check out my playlist! pretty much put it on everytime i'm in the car or working out or supposed to be studying or whatever else.
myers-briggs: i started to take the test to see but I got bored like not even halfway through, not gonna lie. but after looking at the different types, maybe a esfp???
kinsey scale: another test, but I actually took this one 'cause it was super short. got a two.
strengths: my leadership skills, athleticism, making people laugh, a general knowledge of eighties rock music, probably more that I can't think of right now.
weaknesses: donuts, cookies... basically any and every sweet there is. also dancing.
You could say that. Just remember to always research thoroughly any directions or places she wants you to meet her at beforehand.
I don't think it's wise to call that monstrosity a cat, but I know Brittany and I are of two opinions on that front. I'm still not convinced that thing isn't a man in a cat suit, same goes for Lady Tubbington. They wouldn't outnumber us if people would spay and neuter their pets, but at least all the ones at Love Meow are.
We could always have a controlled meeting or I could bring by Crookshanks and D.C. to meet him first. They're actually good with strangers and don't mind dogs, so it should be fine.
Oh, we haven't been like hanging out or anything. I just expect to see her a bunch because of New Directions. But yeah, I'll do that...
You're not gonna catch me slipping saying anything crazy like that about those cats, not when I'm probably gonna see them this weekend. For the record though, if he was a man in a cat suit... that would be pretty dope and you're lying if you say you don't think so.
Bono could use a few more friends, so let's do it! Bring them over. They might fall in love with him, though. Fair warning. He's very lovable and he gives out high fives now.
As much as I'd like to pretend and act as though I woke up this talented, some effort was put in. I think it might be slightly the same for you. I'm here to help, as always.
Baseball? Do you do any tricks like the Savannah Bananas? I think that might loosen up those show choir concerns. I may or may not follow that one guy Jackson who dresses as the greatest showman. I think it might just be this thing called people pleasing, which it seems we both have.
Well thank you, I do try to make it look good and effortless, I hate to sometimes say it but some girls on the squad make that slightly more difficult than I'd like.
Oh yeah! Definitely didn't become quarterback material over night. Lots and lots and lots of days being sore and tired, finally paying off.
Okay, I'm for sure bringing that to the team. Cross your fingers that they go for it. Jackson is the man!!! I'm trying to be him when I grow up. You know, I've never thought of myself as a people pleaser before but... if the shoe fits.
You definitely pull it off, despite them. You know, I never admitted it, but I used to want to be a male cheerleader. I just thought it looked so cool the way they'd throw the girls up in the air and hold them up and all that.
unless she was singing alongside vocal adrenaline - wouldn't put it pas them to somehow manage to get her on their team - i don't think it's the same thing, dude. don't worry, though, i'm sure we'll just stuff you in the back or something. maybe cover you, turn you into a human prop so you don't have to move so much.
Gotchuuu. Might have to get used to that sorta thing. You know, being the second string equivalent for the team. Who's the quarterback for the team, if you had to say?
I guess I'm okay with that. I mean, it's certainly something that I can live with. Just... don't let any barista put it on my coffee the next time you're getting us both drinks at the Lima Bean because that would be... slightly embarrassing? Alas, no. We like to pride ourselves in our democracy in that, we actually vote on each and every number and/or performer. Which, I guess some other glee clubs find lame? But it helps in terms of competitive behavior. I'm sure New Directions must have some divas in your midst, too.
As for the latter question, I think it obvious that I won't be sharing any Warbler songs or set lists. As much as I am excited.
Those baristas never put the right names on them. anyway. I've pretty much gotten every variation of my name and every name like it, except for F-I-N-N.
Why would that be lame? Probably sucks when a song you're not into is picked, but making decisions together like that is probably good for team morale. Whether that's what you guys were going for or not.
My bad, forgot we were competitors for a moment... okay, no I didn't. But you can't blame a guy for trying.
Say less, Finn. You know you're always welcome on Fondue for Two! That's actually a super awesome idea too btw. Are you free this weekend?
Thank you! Oh, I definitely will be! I'm just worried about how the other person will feel when I ultimately wear it better. I would hate to be them, it'd be a total bummer. Sometimes you gotta think about other people's feelings. Maybe I'll pick something more unique, what are the chances do you think of someone doing Zenon, girl from the 21st century?
Don't have any hot dates to speak of, so I'm pretty free other than work. Either Friday night or during the day on Saturday probably works the best. I'm excited and not just for the fondue, that's just a bonus. A pretty delicious bonus, but yeah.
I... don't usually put that much thought into stuff, but I get what you mean. There's nothing wrong with being the second best whatever costume at a party, anyway! I was like the fifth best Ken last year and I still had fun. Zenon, though... probably slim chances! And a nice throwback.
Can you do crazy flips or sing really well? And dude, no. The Hipsters, they're a show choir group full of senior citizens out of Indiana. They're in some program to get back into their education or whatever. Do you know like, any of the other show choir groups?
I... can carry a tune. Feel weird hyping up my own singing, to be honest. I haven't done crazy flips yet, but I know I could. I did a cartwheel the other day, though, so whatever.
Oh, well how the hell was I supposed to know?! I know New Directions, because duh. And then there's the Warblers, which Blaine is a councilman for. And the Hipsters, as of two seconds ago. I know there's another one... I just can't remember.
It speaks volumes you haven't done the appropriate amount of research about your various competitors before dipping your toes into the cesspool of show choir. Luckily for you, I'm in a good mood today. I'm Jesse. Look forward to seeing you tackle Schuester's nineties two-step choreography.
The worst that could happen is you not trying out the drink and instead unfortunately passing out mid-rehearsal. Anyone in glee knows that being present is essential. It's either give it everything or nothing at all.
Nineties two-step? Why is everyone making a big deal wbout the choreography if it's so simple, then? I could totally do a two-step!
This is what I'm talking about, bro! There's no need for us to be enemies or whatever just because we're on different teams. I mean, a good healthy rivalry is always nice but... you know what I mean. Thanks for the tip, man.
I don't anything like that to return the favor with, but I don't imagine you play football or need workout tips? I'm also pretty good at fixing up cars and I can reach things on pretty much any shelf. I dunno how short you are, just assuming you're shorter than me.
I honestly wouldn't put it past 'em, just hopefully it wasn't something written in blood though, 'cause even after all these years, Dalton still seems kinda cult-y to me. No, man, you're totally right. I get it. It's giving Stonewall Prep from Riverdale.
I've never seen it, but I'll take your word for it, bro.
Don't get me wrong, I really hope it's not a cult because that wouldn't be fun for anybody but... I've always wanted to go on a cool mission to break someone out of a cult. That's probably gonna be the new workout/practice fantasy for the week while I'm doing drills and whatever.
Really? I thought you guys could put it towards your horrifyingly small budget. Wait, backup; Again? When have I ever thought you were awesome before this hypothetical?
Finn, no. She's far from harmless. You should ask her about some of the past people, especially women who auditioned for New Directions.
I don't know why. They're harmless, even the rescues. You could always hang outside or in our fur free zone. I would suggest bringing Bono, but if he reacted that way just because of the smell, maybe not. Do you think he'd get along with the cats?
I don't mind a cat or two. Lord Tubbington and I are cool. It's the fact that there's a whole pack of them, you know? They shouldn't outnumber us.
Honestly, I don't know. He's a good boy and pretty much loves everyone he meets as long as they scratch behind his ears and he wants to sniff all the other dogs butts and doesn't even try to bite them or bark at them or anything, but he's never actually met a cat. If I had to guess... I'd say he's a lover, not a fighter.
Maybe just ever so slightly. I think most of the time people tend to get into their own head about it. Don't forget you have plenty of rehearsals that include the dancing aspect before the main performance.
I mean, show choir has only been part of my life since Freshman year, though constantly putting myself on display for judgment? When I was about 5, I started with gymnastics then moved up to 'poms' which is like junior cheerleading for middle schoolers, and then cheerleading once I was in high school. My parents were hellbent on having that type of daughter. Just happened I didn't mind any of it.
So, trust me, you don't need to worry.
You're right. I just have to think of it like football. Never would have become the player I am without all those practices. I totally got this. Thanks, Quinn.
I guess we have that in common. Been playing football since forever, and more recently baseball and now show choir. What's wrong with us? Kidding, mostly. But what do you think that's about?
I gotta say you always look like a rockstar out there, like you were born to be on the top of that pyramid or something.
Here's a tip; if I were you, I'd think twice before phrasing your question like that when it's me you're asking. And if you prove me wrong, I will happily give you a crisp $50 bill for your troubles.
