🎵Call me what suits your taste, I just wanna taste and I've always heard it's what's inside that counts. 🎶 (the red means i love you by madds buckley plays automatically when you go on suzy's blog)
LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT SUZY PEPPER? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR SOPHIE TURNER IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE SCHOOL CRAZY, BUT PREFER TO BE THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA FINGERNAILS WITH DIRT UNDER THEM FROM FARDENING, LATE NIGHT STAKEOUTS WITH A LONG RANGE CAMERA, AND MANDATED PAINT THERAPY SESSIONS AFTER A FEW GRIPPY SOCK VACATIONS THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
THE BASICS:
name: suzette aster pepper.
nicknames: suzy, suzie, suzie q, aster, pepper, crazy, swimfan.
pronouns: she/her.
gender: cisfemale.
birthday/zodiac: october 31st, scorpio.
birthplace: lima, oh.
relationship status: single, pining for jacob ben israel after having her heart broken by will schuester.
sexuality: demisexual.
occupation: assistant manager at love meow café.
sports/clubs: art club, book club, ceramics, digital media club, environment club, futures writers of america, gay-straight alliance, mathletes, the muckraker, orchestra (cello), painting club, photography club. swim team and synchronized swim team (co-captain).
major/minor: photography, painting.
languages: english, asl, spanish.
social media handles: suzypepper @ all of them.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
height: 5'9".
build: slim.
eye color: blue.
hair color: red/copper.
piercings: ears, one each on the lobe.
tattoos: none.
other distinguishing features: i have some freckles on my face and a scar running down the middle of my neck almost to my collar.
style: i don't think it's as much as a "style" as whatever i'm comfortable in and don't mind getting dirty 98% of the time. i also wear glasses 'cause i hate contacts.
likes: photography, peppers, jacob, music, gardening, the color red.
dislikes: brett bukowski, spicy food, people who don’t listen, being judged, being told no, loud chewers, people who crack their knuckles, people who play loud music/videos in public, being interrupted, slow walkers, having my space invaded.
fears: being alone.
skills: lock picking, i can bring plants back from the brink of death, hacking, photoshop, scrapbooking, can type around 80 wps.
quirks: i clear my throat a lot after the surgery and i tend to play with the ends of my hair a lot.
hobbies: reading, gardening, going on long walks.
music tastes: i love classical and sad ballads, but i actually listen to a lot of different genres and artists that usually surprise people. ♪♫♬
myers-briggs: INTJ-T.
kinsey scale: solid 3.
strengths: i'm a quick thinker and learner.
weaknesses: according to my therapist it's emotionally unavailable men, but i think it's the cold. i'm not a fan.
Photoshop? Sam? Whatever made you come to that conclusion? Sam doesn't need Photoshop. No. You really think they would go so far as photoshop his nipples?
Not a duo, but a trio. It's a surprise, so, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait and find out.
He doesn't, no, not by our standards. I feel like in that industry though, they're a lot higher and care about the finer details. They absolutely would because I've seen them almost everyday and they're a lot more even in the finished photographs. I'm also a professional at Photoshop and can always tell when it's been used.
Ah, yes, what is that charming name you three have? #Blamtina?
O-oh, yep, that's me. Kinda surprised anyone outside of Carmel knows who I am to be honest. Kind of thought the 'Mendez Family Legacy' was just a joint Vocal Adrenaline hallucination or something. And I'd actually prefer if they went on to tormenting no one. But maybe that's too big of a dream. It's pleasure to meet you too, Suzy. I'm excited to see what the Troubletones do this year, you guys are pretty badass from what I've heard.
I'm a firm believer in knowing who I'm competing against. I can't say any of the other students from WMU will know who you are, but I did at least complete a dossier on all our competition to hand out to the rest of the girls in the Troubletones. Perhaps, you would think people would've left that kind of attitude back in high school, but I guess show choir still brings it out somehow. Thank you! I like to think we're going to do much better this year now that we have our bearings.
Well, then, Suzy, you have yourself a partner in crime for your birthday! If I do happen to find myself garnering some side hustle, then great. The more the merrier! Our photos, or his photos as a model because, and I realize you literally get to see them all the time but, those abs? I still don't know how I didn't put two and two together until I finally saw him in action. That man's clearly made for a career in modeling.
Alas, we already appear to have our Halloween costumes all figured out. But — maybe next year? And yes.
Your company will be very much appreciated, Blaine. Thank you again and I do, probably too much if I'm being completely honest. I'm only glad to see they at least photoshopped his chest so it wasn't crooked. Really? I find it rather fitting because of his current occupation.
I'll be sure to remind you next year. Which other duo have you two decided on this year then?
Okay, the time has come for everyone to boycott Scandals. #scandalsisoverparty.
Yep, you heard me. I'm just as shocked as you are, but I have been wronged so deeply that I don't see any other option. What was meant to be a fun, harmless early Halloween themed night turned into a living hell.
Let me set the scene. I show up, I walk to the bar, I stand around looking coy & seductive until an old man offers to buy me a drink. Nothing out of the ordinary. And then it happens. The last few notes of Espresso fade out and fucking Ed Sheeran begins to play. Excuse you?! Ed Sheeran? At a gay bar? Is that meant to be the Halloween frights? I let it slide at first because maybe this DJ hit the wrong track on that Spotify playlist they call a DJ set, but then the next song starts. Mr Brightside. After that Uptown Funk. And that was my last straw. It was truly sickening.
So, until Scandals can get someone with taste, I think we should all boycott.
Side note; all of this is happening while I'm dressed as Lust For Life era Lana, a costume which no one seemed to recognise.
I don't think I can actively join seeing as how I can't get in even if I did want to go there, but I'll certainly still keep my distance for you Sebastian even after my birthday when I'm old enough to go.
Maybe you should set your sights on other places with better taste in the meantime, even if I'm sure the selection is rather limited in Ohio.
Hey guys, Violet here. Just wanted to air some grievances about some kids around my campus who clearly are still sore that they were not successful in their VA auditions. I know rejections sucks, but I'm not sure how shoulder-checking me in the hall and muttering 'show choir nepo baby scum' as they go past is going to make the offers that went out any different. Kind of not awesome for me personally.
But, regardless of that, I am excited to get to know all of you guys from the other teams!
It's Violet Mendez, right? I can see why they would call you a nepo baby, but that's still awfully rude of them. I'm sure they're simply jealous though and hopefully once more time passes they'll move on to tormenting someone new. I'm Suzy Pepper from the Troubletones, it's a pleasure.
I suppose we're all really lucky that it's not the end of the world and we'll still pretty much always be spoiled for choice for as far as other artists or even music in general is concerned.
Brett Bukowski, unfortunately, but I won't be expanding on this ever. I think the answer is a bit obvious, but Vocal Adrenaline is of course probably our only competition.
Is it going to be on the actual date? Because if it's on Halloween night, I already have other plans. If it isn't, though, I would be more than happy to swoop in and play piano and pull a French exit on all of the boring adults anytime. Especially if that means showing off just a little. I wish I could say I'm surprised about Sam spilling all the beans on our trip but honestly? It was pretty légendaire. I wanna say Romy and Michele level? Except for the fact that I'm not blonde and we didn't wear miniskirts.
Or you could just make it fancy and opt for a fun mocktail? I know they have a rep for being uncool but they've gotten surprisingly inventive.
It'll be the day after, November 1st. My parents refuse to celebrate on the actual date. Thank you, Blaine. You'd be doing me a huge favor and knowing the people my parents invite, you'd probably be able to at least get a few others asking after your talents if you need more side gigs. You could definitely say that, I've seen the photos as well. Thankfully though, Sam hasn't let it interfere with practice too much. Now that you say that, I'll be disappointed if you two don't dress up as them for Halloween.
That might be a better idea. I know I could probably find something on the internet that'll taste good and can decorate it a bit to celebrate.
If they're thoughts in regards to our residential drug dealer, I implore you to keep them in your head. Or actually, tell him. I do believe him and Dottie are currently broken up at the moment so you may have a chance.
As someone who's evidently heavily into her research, even you must agree that there are far better ways to scope out the competition. If my reputation didn't already proceed me, I might not nearly have been so offended.