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[aintmyjewelry]

kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[maudgone]

Girl what ever. Go make a fucking stir fry

[dolldose]

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[sacredstem]

blackout sober

[vegetable-soup-wizard]

Tumblr is basically notes app for attention whores

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[unclefather]

Whenever I run over the curb I think “well, women can do anything”

[grldivision]

the post that’s like i don’t need a period tracker because once i start drafting my suicide letter then i know it’s close

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

[slimetony]

Getting crossfaded on bottle of water and food i had for dinner

[silvergrapefruits]

Soup https://pin.it/3yxYyR6

[guilhernunes]

cockroach gossiping

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/guilhernunes/cockroach-gossiping/

[lydiabrbpooping]

[grox]

A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you