He's Beauty, He's Grace, He's Miss United Skates

Tyler Myers #1 fan bruins, blue jackets, Canucks *thanks ayden >:( , and all teams in between except for the bl*ckh*wks H*WKS FANS DNI

[kosmogrl]

[tylermyersapologist]

Still not over it

[tylermyersapologist]

I am NOT OKAY

[tylermyersapologist]

If the Canucks trade Myers I’m DONE. I hate this stupid fucking league

[flightlesssbirbss]

the u.s. women’s hockey team should get to throw rocks at the u.s. men’s hockey team and also beat them with hammers and baseball bats i am so serious rn

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[markovchaingang]

internet user: "people in real life: hey man hows it going"

people in real life: did you know the witch burnings were actually just the church getting rid of the last surviving atlanteans? i saw it on a tiktok

[brucebocchi]

[wordswithimages]

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[hollowedskin]

Laundry chapstick :(

[wordswithimages]

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[ninakaina]

in the whole greenland conversation i feel like there's not nearly enough acknowledgement of the fact that greenland is already suffering under imperial rule. seeing wayyyyy too much tacit validation of denmark's possession of greenland on socials today. look into reproductive abuse against greenland inuit women by the danish state. US acquisition of greenland would be bad but the status quo is not good. this is not a matter of sovereignty, i only wish it were a matter of sovereignty, it's just a bunch of imperial powers playing RISK with indigenous people's lives again

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[yoshidinosaur]

Today, I laid my first egg. It hurt a little but it was over quick. I am excited to have a baby sister!

[yoshidinosaur]

I made a big mistake. I threw the egg. The egg went really far, and it was really fast. I don't know why I threw the egg. I'm really sad.

[yoshidinosaur]

Santa got me a kart for Christmas. I am so happy. I am going to ride my new kart.

[yoshidinosaur]

I drove to the castle. Peach drove behind me to the castle. Peach wanted to make sure I was safe. Peach took a picture of me driving to the castle. But dropped the camera. She is very clumsy and funny! I am happy to be at the castle with Peach.

[yoshidinosaur]

I drove my kart all day. I had a lot of fun. I got lots of practice driving my kart. I played so much and I got tired. I am going to sleep. I had lots of fun today.