YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS

name: christmas | age: 30 | pronouns: she/her ao3: marsposer

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Limewire (2000 - 2010)

[i-am-the-oyster]

[pmamtraveller]

Doris' Dear Delinquents by Emma Ward

[kessavel-art]

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[hollenix]

studies from trying to learn csp

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[yugiohz]

who looks more stupid

possessed Sam

possessed Dean

Voting ended onJul 19

[2ear-tr9p]

Happy birthday Dean Winchester

[2ear-tr9p]

Why so blue

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[raccoonmilf]

have you seen jimothy of Seattle, the raccoon with a short body? is he okay or is he too silly for a long lifespan?

Hopefully this video clears some stuff up about Jimothy! (There are captions for anyone who needs them)

[oddestishottest]

March '26