she tasted like honey and whiskey, and like sin the honey was s w e e t, of course ; the whiskey calmed my soul ; but the sin, my god, the s i n. i became drunk on her sin.
‘ fun story for ya alright ? so i was just hanging out at starbucks the other day, minding my own business when this dude tries to hit on me. obviously, i’m shallow and flattered so i agreed to let him join me because who knows, could be the epic love of my life right ? anyways, we got to talking and somehow i ended up convincing him that the rock and dwayne johnson were two different people. like full blown convinced. honestly, kind of the highlight of my life and now i think i’ve found my new career calling as a professional liar. ’
“remember that one time i said i would get you back? today is that today.” the girl smiled at the other hoping she would make them jealous over their lack of ice cream.
‘ this is rude and offensive. how dare you. ’ a petulant expression takes to the girl’s features. ‘ you are the worst. ’
he rolled his eyes playfully at the ‘trust no hoe’ statement, watching marie carefully as she took a bite from the cupcake. “only an 8 out of 10? come on, i know you thought it was absolutely amazing.” he said, taking a bite of his own cupcake.
‘ hey, that’s 80 percent you should be quiet proud, ’ she counters before taking another bite. ‘ plus, one of us needs to keep that ego of yours in check. can’t let a little cupcake giving you a bigger head than you already have. ’ words muffled from the dessert don’t dissuade from the taunting tone.
‘ hey, if you work it right, that booty can take you places—- you’ll get a notification from the sunset app and find your ass trending. EXACTLY, twilight - like, forever ago. so us weekly can shove it, thanks. ’
‘ i would love that, gotta twerk on some tables in the club before i get there though. they could have at least compared you to someone relevant like a jenner. ’
“you really think i’m that low? i’m quite offended.” he said while shaking his head, leaning back against the counter. “promise to god, it tastes amazing.” he said with an approving nod.
‘ you never know these days, trust no hoe, ’ she continues, a bright smile takes to her features in the process. ‘ okay self proclaimed cupcake extraordinaire, whatever you say. ’ within a few moments there is a bite missing from the cupcake and an approving look to her expression. ‘ not bad, not bad at all. solid 8 out of 10. ’
“try this.” he practically shoved the cupcake in the familiar figure’s face, motioning for them to taste his masterpiece. “i swear it’s fucking brilliant. it tastes like caramel, coffee and dark chocolate. you won’t be disappointed.” he stated proudly, crossing his arms over his chest while waiting for the other to take a bite.
‘ alright, alright — calm down, ’ amusement plastered to her features at the others enthusiasm. her gaze flickers between the dessert and him. ‘ you’re not trying to kill me, right ? you didn’t like lace it with drugs to try and get in my pants ? ’ she teases, brows raising with her hesitation.
‘ please, give yourself some credit—- you are exponentially hotter than dakota fanning. apparently, two people can’t wear a blue dress on the same day anymore. and not to be petty, but where the hell has her career been? ’
‘ well, yeah but it doesn’t change the fact that i am basically a twig with a cute booty. oh my lord, blue dresses on the same day ! say it ain’t so, it must be the apocalypse. i couldn’t tell you, last movie i saw her in was twilight. ’
‘ remind me to either never read the comment section ever again or never let me go in public in the same dress as dakota fanning—- this shit is ruthless. ’
‘ damn girl, people favoured dakota fanning over you ? like no hate on dakota but the girl can’t fill out a dress anymore than i can — you’ve got a bangin’ bod, how’d you mess that up ? ’
hello ,,,, it me ,,,,,, your friendly neighbourhood trash caro . it’s been a minute since i have been in a rp , but yet here we are . um yeah prepare yourself for this mess that is abt to be under the read more . also i m a lil hangry but i ordered pizza and it’s supposed to be here in an hour which is some Bullshit , ANYWAYS about this sassy sunshine marie .. also look @ how cute ari is in that gif i am dying softly.
marie’s parents divorced when she was sixteen bc her dad got arrested for something idk yet but yeah , he is in the slammer and she has yet to go see him bc she is Salty . especially because of how her mama has been acting out since .
her ma has this cougar ~ aesthetic ~ like woe is me , divorced housewife trying to make it for myself even though i’m sitting on this mountain of money from said divorce boo .
marie has a Very Large Dislike towards her mom bc of this . she is just family salty TBH
career wise , marie originally thought she wanted to direct bc she Loved writing and creating scenes and was a Bit of a theater nerd in school but once she got in front of the camera she feel in Love . she loved reporting and digging up gossip and stuff like that . and highkey she really wants to be the next kelly ripa and host some lit talk show , or like ginger zee and report on shit. the Girl has Dreams
literal sunshine , l i t e r a l
p much a hopeless romantic and has All The Feels . all of them . all 110 / 100
sassy little feisty mofo tho , loves banter and Will talk your ear off
Does Not Let Things Go
will also meddle , the Biggest meddler .
is always ready To Fight , but its really funny bc smol .
will cry if you yell at her , but also will yell back through stress tears abt being yelled at
has a thing for sitting on counters , specifically in the kitchen
will stand on things to be tall and get her point across
OH YEAH
her real name is maria but people would always sing how do we solve a problem like maria and it Annoyed Her so she made people call her marie and it just stuck .
She reminded me of quiet summer nights.
Lips that tasted of whiskey
and hands that smelled of cigarettes;
she stared at me with eyes
that kept me awake
in ways coffee never could.
