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gUESS WHO IS COMING BACK LMAO 93 blogs
“ i found them on PINTEREST. ”
❝ you found LITERAL ANIMAL SOAP on PINTEREST and they’re your friends now? ❞
❝ that’s incredible, blossom butt. can you INTRODUCE ME to them? ❞
❝ … THIS IS THE FIRST CHANCE I’VE EVER HAD – to get acquainted with jerusha abbot. i think i’m going to like her. do you think you are? ❞
independent jerusha ‘judy’ abbot from daddy long legs book && musical based ;; written by cos.
❝NO, honey, you’re a star — a great, big, shining S T A R. It’s about your… your Catherine.❞
❝ oh. oh. okay. t-thank you? ❞
❝ what about her? ❞
“ oh, i BELIEVE it!! wait, i didn’t mean it like that, i only meant that people are mean, especially around here. ”
❝ we seem to be landing ourselves in these moments quite often. don’t worry about it, splenda. it’s totally fine. we all know that upper east siders aren’t exactly known for being the sweetest. far from it, in fact. ❞
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“ sometimes, i wish i could do so many things over —— do you? ”
❝ only every hour of every day. do you ever realize how much time we spend on such MUNDANE tasks, when we could be doing something better, something more FULFILLING? ❞
“ nah, i like pippin, and i SWEAR i’ll never get it wrong again. that was, um, embarrassing, and i’m still very sorry about it. ”
❝ believe it or not, that wasn’t the WORST thing i’ve been called. ❞
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❝MICHAEL ?? Michael, b a b y. Can I have — a word with you ??❞
❝ u-uh, of course. what is it? am i not doing it right? ❞
❝ my house this saturday. ❞
❝ see you then. ❞
“ really?? thank you!! yes, i’m wendla. and you’re pippin. i swear i won’t forget that again. ”
❝ you can always call me by my REAL name, michael, if that’s easier for you. pippin’s a bit of an old nickname that just stuck. ❞
❝ do fish still swim? duh! ❞
❝ wait you mean fish still swim? i thought they started to fly instead, during your disappearance from the upper east side. ❞
❝ when and where? ❞
“ pippey ! these are my friends i found them today ! ”
❝ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FOUND THEM TODAY. ❞
❝ that doesn’t explain the SOAP, baby bugga boo. ❞
❝ do fish still swim? duh! ❞
❝ when and where? ❞
“ oh, OH!! i’m so sorry, oh my god. and i’m sorry i didn’t know what your name was, i just, oh god, i don’t even have an excuse for what i said i just…… SORRY!! ”
❝ it’s totally fine. wendla, right? ❞
“ yeah, that’s me. splenda burger man. but let’s just say everyone calls me SUSAN, because that makes sense. it’s kind of a joke. ”
❝ homegirl, c h i l l . i was just trying to make you feel better for not knowing my name. didn’t mean to upset you or anything... susan. ❞
She stares at him for a solid twenty seconds, shock on her face.
“Am I the dumbest blonde in the world if I say no?”
he shrugs, although he is slightly confused about how the thought had never occurred to her.
❝ not the DUMBEST. but you should definitely audition for the next show. ❞
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“ what’s your name again?? uh, pipe-y, is it?? ”
❝ michael. but everyone calls me pippin. it’s kind of a joke. and what’s your name again ?? uh, splenda, is it ?? ❞