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I like art and overwatch and funny shit

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[eerieviri]

what's up gamers. i took a potion from a cackling witch and have become an even-toed ungulate

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[20thcenturywomen2016]

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

[cowgirliee]

a dead horse hates to see me coming

[quietwingsinthesky]

possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

WHY IS THIS POST GETTING NOTES

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[cerastes]

Rock Lee vs. Gaara went SO hard and was so memorable, it unintentionally tricked an entire generation into thinking Naruto's underlying theme was that effort and hard work ultimately triumph over natural talent. Naruto was, in fact, not about that. It was the opposite, in fact.

[simon-newman]

Nepo baby, son of Hokage and descendant of one of the lineages of the Jesus of the Ninja world, host of one of the primordial chakra beasts with power of a natural disaster. Student of one of the Three Legendary Ninja and later two great toad sages. Later revealed to be reincarnation of one of the Sage of Six Paths' sons.

Did I forget anything?

[cerastes]

I’d only add that one of the great toad sages straight up said “he’s prophesized to be The Best and win” or something to that effect.

[metaru-lee]

be kind. you never know when someone is going through their naruto phase.

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Little detail I love in Wheel of Time is that no one knows what an actual dragon is. That knowledge was lost completely in the Breaking of the World and now the word dragon is only associated with Lews Therin so when they find his banner with an actual dragon on it everyone is like "What the fuck is this thing? Why would the Dragon have some weirdass lizard thing on his banner?"