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Oswalt, Kevin:

‘ It’s… it’s a lot. And I’d really APPRECIATE it if you didn’t add to that stress by not listening ! I’m GOOD. And I wouldn’t want to risk them quarantining me as well. I gotta be of USE. But… if you aren’t well–– I could always… stick around. I really have to sit down for just a minute. Or two. Or an eternity. ’

‘ That’s the spirit, kid. Lots of work deserves a little RELAXATION, even if just for a few --- --- plus, you’re technically helping entertain me on my deathbed. I’d say that’s basically community fucking service. So tell me, what brings you here today --- --- you a doctor? Nurse? Midwife? ’

#i forgot ur tags but #im dead inside #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )#c: kevin

Oswalt, Kevin:

‘ Your… your NOSE is bleeding & you’re––– you need a change of clothes. If people didn’t know any better you might’ve ended up one of the people on the morgue. And you might still if you don’t listen, Elijah ! You have to rest. ’

‘ Fine, fine, I’ll SIT. For you, since I have such a … benevolent spirit, and you seem pretty concerned. TELL ME, DOC —- —- things stressful ‘round here? Seems like it. You should take a load off, sit with me, cough for a few minutes until — all better! Like faking sick to stay home from school. ’ He coughed, offering the younger a weak smile afterwards. ‘ Like that, ‘cept not for re — ’ ANOTHER COUGH.

#i hope everyone dies personally #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )#c: kevin

CAITLYN GREER:

“ ––– – hold up, BABY BOOTS? are you saying that i look pregnant? ‘cause trust me, chatty chad, me and my beau are very safe in that department & don’t plan on conceiving any time soon. for some reason i find that extremely hard to believe; maybe based on your looks alone, but certainly not because of your personality. ”

‘ No! No! You’re as thin and hot as ever, Cait. I’m SAYING the boots are the hybrid baby. Like, not ... baby-boots, but baby ... boots. You know? And I don’t need to know about you and Chaddy-boy fucki ---- WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY PERSONALITY? I’m a catch! ’

#WOW #why is she so mean #c: caitlyn #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )

KEVIN OSWALT:

@mcrvs !

‘ Hey ! You need to lay down… and rest ! And drink–– lots. You can’t walk around, okay ? You could collapse, and you could INJURE yourself. Or others ! ’

‘ ‘M fine, DOC, really! Up & kicking & better than ever. LOOK AT ME ---- ---- you really think I’m sick? Are you saying something ‘bout how I look? ’

#ok but me #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )#c: kevin

JACK DETLER:

“ I don’t know, people are MEAN sometimes. I mean, why’d they get let out, whoever let ‘em out must’ve had a good reason. I like your theory way better, let’s go with that. But, what if their owners missed them … Maybe in the END they returned back to their picket fenced yard. ”

‘ Not every story has a happy ending, my man ------ but I’m a personal fan of ANIMALS, so maybe they went home, or kicked other’s animals asses for the rest of their lives. Not a lot, of course. You wouldn’t want any of the pups to get hurt. Or the other animals. ’

#idk bout u #but im pretty dam invested #c: jack #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )

gifchannel

#me #°✧｡ ❛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ❜ | ( isms. )#q

avengerassemble

#was this song even out #°✧｡ ❛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ❜ | ( isms. )#q

lindsayslohan

#were u #°✧｡ ❛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ❜ | ( isms. )#q

centralperksource

#°✧｡ ❛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ❜ | ( isms. )#q

TAG DUMP !!

#°✧｡ ❛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ʙᴏʏ. ❜ | ( isms. )#°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜʏ ʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴍɪʟᴇᴅ. ❜ | ( visage. )#.#°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )

KAYLEE DAVIS:

❛ DUDE! haven’t you seen babies? they are freakishly SOFT. like, i know they’re supposed to be parent-stupidity-proof, but it’s just plain WEIRD. i mean, not that he’d ever hurt a baby in his life, but the rock would probably tear me in two with his pinkies if he wanted. oh, yeah! like… glass cleaner ; your eyelids are wiper blades. i mean, yeah, eyes’ are supposed to take care of themselves just fine, but what if they need some help, right? OR! if you wanna make them EXTRA clean? liza’d be into that, i’m sure. ❜

‘ DUDE! Isn’t it only their heads that are soft? Like, I think the little ones are like, resilient as SHIT unless you clonk their noggins. I mean, the Rock could do all that & more to ANY of us ---- and we’d let him! ‘N with the eyes --- or like, what if someone has a GLASS EYE? That’d be pretty sick. Like, just being able to pop it out and clean it whenever. Chuck it at people. ’

#a game of dudes #°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )#c: kaylee

JACK DETLER:

“ I think they were dogs, I always imagine them being dogs. Like a group of biker dogs running free from their CORRUPT owners. They have cute doggie bandanas on too. What would the dogs even be a metaphor for ? ”

‘ Why are the owners CORRUPT? Why would you ever wanna wish bad on the little biker pups? I like to think they lived with happy little suburban families, and just ran away to wreck havoc ---- you know, have the fun they can’t have in a picket fenced yard. ’

#°✧｡ ❛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ɪs ᴍɪɢʜᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. ❜ | ( writings. )#biker dogs #c: jack