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[caitlvns-blog]

“ i swear to GOD, if one of these future zombies gets me sick, i’m gonna be PISSED. ” (@sladist) 

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elijah.

‘ No! No! You’re as thin and hot as ever, Cait. I’m SAYING the boots are the hybrid baby. Like, not … baby-boots, but baby … boots. You know? And I don’t need to know about you and Chaddy-boy fucki —- WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY PERSONALITY? I’m a catch! ’

“ that’s the shit i like to hear. y’know, you could continue to redeem yourself by complimenting me a little more .. s’never hurt anyone. yeah, according to who? –– – and you can’t say yourself or anyone DEAD. ”

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elijah.

‘ Always been a bit of a CHATTERBOX, Greer. And come on! I’m pretty sure a rich bitch like her had some kinda Gucci-Prada hybrid baby boots or something you’d be interested in —– AND HEY! I’m enough on my own, I don’t need to be givin’ out handouts. ’

“ ––– – hold up, BABY BOOTS? are you saying that i look pregnant? ‘cause trust me, chatty chad, me and my beau are very safe in that department & don’t plan on conceiving any time soon. for some reason i find that extremely hard to believe; maybe based on your looks alone, but certainly not because of your personality. ”

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elijah.

‘ Aw, come on — — by sophomore year, you were totally like … a B-and-a-half. Why don’t they make half sizes for bras? And shirts and socks and shit? WHY ONLY SHOES? The former’d give me a much better visual, and the latter two’d help me out a ton when shopping ——– not that you can shop anymore. But it’s the thought that counts —– and now that we’ve established JEN is dead, you can go shopping in her closet, if it hasn’t been raided already. Imagine she’d in there, just like — living her life, and we just haven’t fucking seen her? And she shows up and we’re like —- taking all her shit. THAT’D BE WILD. ’

“ christ –– – did you talk this much in high school? no wonder jen shoved her tongue down your throat; she was trying to shut you up. as for her closet? i would rather not rifle through a dead girl’s clothes, especially with the way that she’s always dressed. you can do that if you want, though, have some old ralph lauren sweater to offer to the next person you try to bone. ”

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elijah.

@caitlvns ; starter

‘ You remember? That big ass party Rob threw fall of sophomore year, when his parents were out of town? And Jennifer Wheeler and I got so high on his brother’s weed that she ‘n I  … — you know what, nevermind. LEWD MEMORIES. Ones that I shouldn’t relay to the ladies, if I wanna be respectful. But I did brag ‘bout it back then, ‘n half the GRADE saw it, so I’m sure you partially remember. ANYWAY! My point? Whatever the fuck happened to good old Jennifer Wheeler? She was here at the start of this bullshit. She was a nurse ‘n everything. Did she die or something? ’ 

“ Of course I remember, I had to hold Rachel Cartwright’s hair back while she puked the beer keg she downed –– – that had to have been one of the messiest high school parties I’ve ever gone to. Also, no offense, but Jennifer would spread her legs for anything that moved; m’sure she’d been plowed numerous times before you got to her. I gotta admit it was pretty hilarious to watch, gave me something to do other than push up my b-cups for junior guys to drool over. As for what Jen’s doing now? Your guess is as good as mine; I haven’t talked to her since … God, since the start of all this. ” 

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chad.

          ‘ what ? makes your hair go blonde, doesn’t it ? and my dad’s got lots of great points —— even if he is kinda racist, ‘nd sexist… he’s given me GREAT advice before. the only kinds of alcohol i know are spirits & beer, dunno what the point of knowin’ the other ones is. well —— i dunno if violence is the answer here, sweetheart. like i said, maybe you should just try talkin’ to them. ’

“ Baby, you know what? Let’s drop it, okay; how was your day? I hope it wasn’t as bad as mine. ”

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lucy.

She could’ve  just gone ahead and crushed the woman’s skull right there and then. Forcing herself to behave, Lucy tilting her head, a sly smile appearing on her face. “I’m sure you do. In fact, you should really join me and my kind someday. Fetch your own damned supplies.”

“ As exhilarating as that sounds, I’ve actually got a job to do here ––– are you gonna let me do it or are you going to keep wasting my brain cells? ”

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lucy.

“I’m sure it does.” If she was annoyed before, Lucy was angry, now. Never seeing herself as anything good, she wasn’t going to bend down and let the others think the same way. Not openly, at least. “Hilarious.” She hissed. “You and your type always forget how all of your fancy shit appears in your pristine labs.”

“ You really got me there! Thank you for playing fetch for me and my type, garbage pail kid, we really appreciate it. ” A saccharine sweet smile pulled at cherry lips, head tilting slightly to look at the other sideways.  

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lucy.

“Being reasonable is not being a drama queen.” Lucy nearly hissed before she could control herself. She was never one to have patience for people; or maybe she was a tad too paranoid. “Aren’t you a medic? Shouldn’t they have more freakin’ common sense?”

“ I am a medic, which makes me FAR more qualified than you in this field, so unless you’ve suddenly got Jesus’ healing hands ––– shoo fly. Don’t you have an R.V. to rummage through? Maybe you’ll find some business. ”

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“ Don’t you see what you’re doing? ” | @lucy-meadowes

“ Well aren’t you just a typical drama queen? Take a deep breath ––– in through your nose, out through your mouth. It’s not that big of a deal, so I’d start building a bridge and getting over it. ”

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[stan-lees]

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winnie.

❝ you’ve got funny comparisons, i like you. ❞

“ I’ve got even funnier ways of showing people I don’t like them when they rub me the wrong way; like the time I set that girl’s hair on fire, for example. So, like I said, watch your mouth. ”

[jeanqrey]

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winnie.

        ❝ Damn chill out, princess. i meant it in a good way, like you look interesting. i will keep that in mind the next time i decide to use those words to describe you. ❞

“ I am interesting, I’m like a seven layered bean; a lot of surprises, a little spicy, and I can send you straight to the shitter. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll choose your words carefully. ”

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chad.

          ‘ can’t you just use bleach, or somethin’ ? if you really wanted to. you don’t gotta tell me, i already know it. y’know, it’s like what my dad says; people of any worth around here are few and far between ——— wait, there’s different types of alcohols ? —— you just gotta ignore ‘em, babe. you’re above ‘em, y’know ? and i’m sure they ain’t that bad, if you got to know ‘em or somethin’. ’

“ You’re not serious, are you? Chad, baby, it’s a good thing you’re so goddamn pretty. No offense but I don’t take anything that comes out of your dad’s mouth seriously, though maybe he had a point with that. That’s what I said! Apparently in all their years of loneliness they got familiar with any and all types of alcohol. I know ––– but they’re my colleagues, I don’t want them messin’ up my work just ‘cause they’re jealous. I don’t know what I’m gonna do, but you better hold my earrings just in case I start swinging. ”

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winnie.

@caitlvns!! | &&. starter.

        ❝ You have crazy witch eyes & i dig it. ❞

“ The fuck is that supposed to mean? I did sort of set someone on fire in high school, but I did it with a bunsen burner not any virgin sacrificing mumbo-jumbo. Call me crazy again, though, and I’ll make sure to draw a pentagram with your blood. ”