EVIL osc blog. Where I do nothing.

alt of @loquatic

[blizzard-ghost]

did you know

Objectified is based on a true story of a man named Obejeck T. Fyde. In 1893 he lived in a city and became delirious after drinking green water. He hallucinated about talking objects who would randomly turn into mutated monsters.

his final words on his deathbed were “For doom!”

[mctroutson]

damn brother

[supersonicanimates]

objects are like hamsters, they somehow die in the most actually insane and violent ways possible for some reason

[mctroutson]

I will not post anything on here for a million Years, because I am not watching many* object shows as of lately. more objectified fanart one day maybe :-^ SORRY

*emphasis on many.. There is but one I adore! It is of no bore! Often has me laughing on the floor. Board Boards. Read It . Hahaha yes. Yes. BOARD BOARDS

[walkingfurret]

board boards progress updates: the information age!

hello everyone!

last time we entered the 300s. now, we're already entering the 400s! time flies, doesn't it?

i'm tired of having these progress updates derail into useless things that don't pertain to the episode, so i have decided this one is going to be chock full of useful information for you to shove into the board-shaped hole in your cranium, that is, your brain.

this episode is going to be LONG. usually i try to downplay episodes by calling them "running-duos-length" episodes at first, but no. i think this one might be the longest episode of all time! hopefully. this might reverse jinx it, like every single other episode i've tried to estimate the length of.

i suppose you could make a graph with # of panels per episode over time. the graph steadily increases until board boards 6, where it skyrockets, dips back down until board boards 8, then afterwards it leaps up again, then goes a little higher in 10. but then again, that is all just an estimate.

writing-wise, this last month has been a slog... i've spent basically 2 full boards just setting up this next part of the episode. not to say that it's a boring, drawn out snoozefest, but there's a lot of things that need to occur for this part of the episode.

what happens in this episode? here, let me tell you while also being intentionally vague as not to spoil it!

a few "new" characters will appear in this episode

some RCs get a spotlight with lines! one of them is a character from another series, who was recommended by a creator of the show.

characters from another whiteboard-based object show make their first appearance besides a gag! who could they be...?

something very strange happens to the owner of the whiteboards

that's a lot of character stuff. plot-wise?

a lot of things happen.

mostly the culmination of every ending idea i've had since 2023.

big sandwich. guess who

that's it...? how about meta-wise?

it contains a panel that i consider to be the magnum opus of board boards and have been waiting to draw it since the first episode.

the title is similar to episode eight, but i won't say in what way.

okay i think that's everything i wanted to say... i hope this episode lives up to the expectations which are certainly high.

stay tuned!

ꘌ 𝚋

[walkingfurret]

board boards progress updates: the redemption?!

hello everyone!

hey, check it out. we're firmly in the 300s now. neat! did you know that the square root of 332 is 2√83? also neat!

... yeah, that pretty much sums up how much i have to talk about with this progress update... i've been rather busy lately with non-board boards things, but i'll really try to ramp up production in this upcoming fortnight!

since it's been so long, how about i playfully hint about some things that happen in the episode except the hints are useless and don't actually reveal anything? here we go.

almost every main character will wear a hat at some point.

the tower of hostliness will play a role in the episode.

two contestants will recieve karma for their actions...

there you go. piece together the plot from that you dummies!

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last time, i gave you a chance to ask some qna questions that actually don't suck. did you deliver? ehh???? kind of???????? here's the best ones, hand picked just for you.

TheKey56 asks: "To fillet knife: Where did you get your unibrow"

it's a family heirloom passed down through generations. when i pass on, this unibrow will go to my daughter. i don't think she's excited for it.

Bruhshard1 asks: "Lava Smoothie what music do you listen to?"

back in my teens i used to be real into heavy metal music. i'd blast that stuff every single hour of every single day! my doctor had to ask me to stop, though. not only did it seriously damage my hearing and worsen my blood pressure, but it was also annoying the patients in the other room. needless to say, i listen to a different kind of metal now.

wren from awesomeland asks: "to flushed- how does it feel being the most well-rounded contestant?"

huh...? 'well rounded?' you had to say it like that... this isn't that "grand tree" wizard guy, is it? oh, i'm sorry. you were probably just complimenting me! right?

wren from awesomeland asks: "are you a sharp thinker?"

[fillet knife refused to answer this question.]

Spec of Spook asks: "[to furret:] You're making an object show??" ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ come on guys, board boards isn't THAT niche, is it?

that's it for the redeemed QNA! i'll raise your grade from an F- to an F, because i am so kind.

that's it. scamper home now little ones!

and, stay tuned.

[mctroutson]

i need to bring back the dissections, i really do

[loquatic]

Emergency Comms (Venmo only, atm)

https://account.venmo.com/u/LoquaticGaming

10 dollars per character, aiming for at most 1 week per commission, simplistic backgrounds (if requested), won't do anything NSFW as I am a minor, direct message me if you'd like to fortify our transaction!

art examples bellow cut

This money is going towards gas and my school fee's so the rest of my funds can go towards getting housing (currently homeless lol)

I'll draw literally anything, if it's within my skill level, it doesn't have to be your own OCs! It can be fanart of existing IPs, ref sheets, uhh concept art too sure what the hell!!!!!

[mctroutson]

Can do object OCs as well, for 5 dollars instead of 10 since they're easier to draw.

Anything helps 👍

[mctroutson]

pastasite

my favorite

[mctroutson]

where are the spool gijinkas, I need to draw them NOW. Give those to me, thanks. Thank you.

[citrusmpreg]

HELLO 🫡🫡

my spool gijinka actually has shoes its just cupid spool who doesnt i jst donr have drawing of him full body 😛😛

His hair was pinker at the start of the apocalypse and its been Fading to his normal haircolor through the apocalypse bcuz he isnt able to dye it

[mctroutson]

probably too busy to do all of these but thank you everyone, for the most glorious spoolthings

[mctroutson]

where are the spool gijinkas, I need to draw them NOW. Give those to me, thanks. Thank you.

[possumpawzz]

[mctroutson]

love and joy

[mctroutson]

where are the spool gijinkas, I need to draw them NOW. Give those to me, thanks. Thank you.

[supersonicanimates]

epic pranks1!!!111 swag

ice forest au shitpost

insp:

[loquatic]

groovy, even

This one goes out to deepdish, thanks for putting that car thing in miitopia, I hope you get a million board bucks

+ sick pose I didn't use for some reason. Idk maybe I was just worried about the rendering process. He's real easy and fun to draw, there's got to be a million car door sketches out there that I'm never showin anyone. And that's alright.

[mctroutson]

you are my kindness luigi, in this world of decay and agonizing revelation.

[chesterfern]

we got these today but they messed up dragonscale's colors so there will be a delay before they go on sale unfortunately

[dustyaardvark]

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