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A very merry Christmas from Tony Stark!
Outside
I proudly present you my latest greatest project! You might’ve seen the preview already, now it’s finally complete
The lyrics are from Outside by Hollywood Undead - there’s not much else to say other than the first time I heard this song was after watching Civil War, and I thought it suited the movie and Stucky perfectly. Enjoy~
I hope you liked it - I’ve worked really hard on this
I’m crying oh my god this is amazing
AMAZING!
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Big Thors
Itty bitty Thors
Armour Titty Thors
Little kitty Thors
I like them pretty Thors
With that hair tied
Get your nails did
Get that blow dry
I like a big beard
I like a clean face
I don’t discriminate
Come and get a taste
From the Ray Thors
To the gay Thors
Go and slay, Thors
You my fav Thors
the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got stabbed by his own nano spear and just put flex tape on it and moved tf on. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN
and now he gave up everything he ever dreamed of TWICE in One Movie to save humanity, invented time travel, wielded the gauntlet and handled all 6 infinity stones at once as a mere unenhanced human and defeated thanos. tony stark is and has always been The Strongest Avenger you either agree or youre wrong
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You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, but one thing you can’t take away - I am Iron Man.
I’m not ready. No one ever is.
you are illegal,sir.
Avengers: Endgame + references to previous movies
Pepper knows she’ll never remarry.
She doesn’t think she could, even if she tried. And she doesn’t. Try, that is. Because of all the things she’s trying to do these days (keep Stark Industries running, running damage control as Rescue, be a good parent, make sure Morgan doesn’t grow up traumatised, stop everyone from looking at her with so much pity), finding a new Tony is definitely not on her list.
The therapist Rhodey recommends her says that’s not what dating is. It’s rebuilding. The lady has experience. She must’ve gotten a lot of work after the snap. But Pepper knows what rebuilding is. It’s rebar and concrete and straining to push up walls with her thrusters in high and then it’s landing, it’s hearing a small crunch and looking down because somehow, inexplicably there’s a plastic iron man mask crushed under her boot and when she picks it up, and hands it back to the doe-eyed kid, she’s thankful the helmet hides her tears. That’s what rebuilding is, she snaps and the therapist - her name is something like Linda or Margaret and it doesn’t matter - the therapist just nods and Pepper doesn’t go back for a second appointment.
She knows that it’s not the point. That she didn’t win that argument, if it even was one. She knows that it’s because she can still feel his skin pressed up to her lips. Because he looked at her as he died. Because when he breathed for the last time, it was so that he could say her name.
It’s because of a lot of things, but in the middle of the night when Pepper wakes up to an empty space where Tony used to sleep, she knows that he was the only man she’d ever wanted to kiss.
They’d gotten married by the lake. The wedding was big, but not as big as it could’ve been - they’d been ready for the vows as soon as Tony could stand without passing out. And there was a line of empty chairs at the front, kept empty with a harsh whisper and a knowing look because everyone knew what it meant.
Tony had fiddled with his tie all morning.
‘You know I still think-‘ he’d started and she’d interrupted, amused, in love, annoyed at how he’d somehow messed up the Windsor knot.
‘I am not getting married to you in a metal suit.’
And then he’d gotten pouty and snarky and she knew he was nervous because she was as well. By the time they got to the altar, the tie was more like a decorative twist of cloth. But at that point she didn’t care about the tie anymore because he’d stared at her like she was the most precious thing he’d ever seen in his life and he’d laughed in this incredulous breath of love, speechless for the first time in his life, and he’d kissed her.
Later they would tease each other over crying. Pepper would always insist Tony was the first one to break, and she knows she’ll maintain that opinion until the day she dies.
At the after party, he’d spilled wine all over her wedding dress and they’d made out in a dark corner like they were teenagers. There’d been confetti in his hair, little scraps of rainbow paper that fluttered down around them when she dragged him closer, groaned into his mouth. He was still so fragile - Pepper remembers smoothing her hands over the shoulders of his dress shirt and catching on the bumps. But even then he was her anchor, he was a smug grin to cover up the bags under her eyes, a sharp quip made vulnerable - ‘not having second thoughts are you?’ - and then it was her kissing him again, knowing that there was more to do, more to say but in that moment all they needed was each other.
One day, that need won’t haunt every second of her life. One day, she’ll stop lying to herself and really rebuild. But tonight, Pepper remembers the feeling of Tony’s arms around her, she remembers the feeling of his lips pressed to her shoulder in a ‘goodnight’. Tonight, she thinks about the only husband she’ll ever have, and she grieves.
au where tony doesnt die in endgame and we get to see his wedding would be a win-win situation cause marvel wants to see tony cry and we want to see him happy so why couldnt it have been happy tears from seeing his beautiful wife walking down the isle yall earned billions worldwide and still couldnt afford writers with some fucking balls huh
helen cho is there and she sees beefy thor and dies on the spot, peter is arguing with harley over the morality of putting a child on a leash and harley saying “well technically its a web not a leash” and morgan escapes while theyre not paying attention to her
brunhilde is like ‘idk whos getting married here but i know who’ll be getting married a week from now’ the moment she zeroes in on carol danvers in a fitted suit and a sunshine smile to contrast her deadly obviously-a-trained-soldier posture
bucky is downing shots like theres no tomorrow cause he fucking swears he saw the fucking cake decoration groom wink at him twice and sam is getting lowkey worried about his bf
and loki is like 'if i cause a heart attack while turned in a plastic figurine how fucking funny and evil would that be on a scale of one to ten’
and the ending scene is just steve unveiling a statue of natalia alianovna romanova to mark the opening of her own Smithsonian exhibit, 'to a hero of shadows and savior of the world’ which ends in the camera panning over the scarce memorabilia they have of hers before stopping on a old sepia photograph of a busy street with “budapest” written underneath it which ends up being the opening scene + title card for the black widow movie
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Avengers!!!
Prompt: A million and one years ago I saw a post from @itsallavengers about the Avengers doing a body positivity ad, and I just ran with it. Find the full original post here! So dear, thank you for the inspiration!
When: This takes place after Endgame i guess, because tony’s got a kid but tbh I’m ignoring every single other thing that happened lmao
Warnings: A little bit of negative talk about body image, some cursing
“I’ll start,” Tony Stark announces, getting up from his seat, leaving his teammates and friends looking wearily at one another as they remain seated. The idea for the campaign seemed to duly unsettle and inspire them, and they settle in to listen to Stark’s interview.
First question: How many scars, approximately, do you think you have?
Stark has a great laugh, and it comes out easy at the prospect of the question.
“How many scars,” He repeats, eyes tilted up in thought. “Not as much as some of these other guys, honestly. But, I mean, probably at least a hundred,” He shrugs.
What do you dislike about your body?
Stark lets out a whistle. “Layin’ in hard,” He says, and a chuckle comes from his team. “Let’s see. I’m pretty short. That makes me a little self-conscious. It’s hard to be a commanding presence when you’re short. I’m slowly getting old, even though I look so beautifully young, and I’m just starting to get…wrinkly. Like, skin, it just, sags. It does everything you don’t want it to do. And it goes without saying that the hole in my chest is pretty ugly. Blue thing is pretty though,” He says, tapping where the former mini-Arc Reactor sat, once circular, now replaced with a triangle of glowing blue nanite technology.
Time to get naked, Mr. Stark.
Another laugh as he stands and unbuttons his shirt, babbling all the while about how fun he finds interviews, especially when he, quote, “Tells the truth”. His wife Pepper takes the shirt and Tony squares up to begin speaking.
“So, the obvious,” He begins, gesturing to his chest with a hand. I ask him to talk about it as our photographer gets up close and personal with the camera. “Well, the thing about having a huge hole in your chest, really, is that it always hurts a little to breathe. Not matter what. And, it’s an eighth of an inch off center, which really pisses me off.” It’s not noticeable to anyone else. But to Stark it is. “The scar tissue around the triangle, that actually used to look worse. And look, if I turn to the side, you can see how sunken in my chest really is. Something like this, damages the bone.”
Tony continues by explaining that when the first arc reactor was put into his chest, his skin was raw from the surgery, and the scarring is, “Mostly a result of me fucking with the thing for so long. Removing it and scratching myself in the process. Messy stuff.”
Turning, Tony brings a hand up to tap the back of his head. “See the bald spot?” He begins, “I’ve smashed the back of my head so many times in my stupid helmet, this spot is just permanently done growing hair. Not really noticeable unless you’re looking,” It’s true, the spot is small, but there are lines of scarring that run parallel to his spine beneath a tuft of hair.
“Other than that, got a few scars on my face from various things. Calluses all over, especially on my hands. The very first Iron Man suit was clunky, you know, and I didn’t wear the right clothing underneath all the time, and I rubbed my elbows and knees raw every time I put it on. You can kinda see,” He presents his elbows, covered in what looks like rug burn scars. “Told you, not that many.”
When do you feel the most beautiful?
The room was expecting Tony Stark to laugh. Instead, he cocks an eyebrow as he buttons up his shirt, eyes cast downward in thought.
“When my daughter tells me she loves me. Or, one of these idiots,” He motions to the Avengers, sitting in quiet, “When one of them, you know, smiles or laughs at me and they really mean it. There’s a lot of love there, so, I guess that makes me feel good.”
The Captain volunteers to go next. He and Tony knock shoulders as they trade places, both sharing a smile and a laugh as Steve Rogers takes Tony’s place. I ask if he’s ready, and he gives a shy nod.
What do you dislike about your body?
Steve takes a deep breath before beginning. “You know, when I was a kid growing up in Brooklyn, I should have never even left the house, I was so bad. Asthma, chronic pain, fatigue, anxiety, high blood pressure - I could barely breathe. At all. Ever,” He laughs a little. “I hated it then. I remember that all I ever wanted to do was be able to run. Just, take off flyin’ and see how it felt.”
And now?
“Now,” Steve starts, “Now I’ve got stretch marks everywhere that haven’t gone away. They probably won’t,” He shrugs. “No matter what I do, I can’t fill out my waist. You know, that Dorito meme?” (He pronounces meme ‘Me-me’ - Sam Wilson quickly corrects him.) “In all honesty, I’m pretty fuckin’ lucky. There’s not a whole lot I’d care to change if I could. I’ve got some ugly scars because, I don’t know, my cells regenerate too fast and I never have time to get stitches before they’re already closed up. So, they end up looking gross.”
When asked how many scars he thinks he has, Captain Rogers chuckled and said, “I’d have way more if I weren’t a lab experiment.”
Shirt stripped off, Steve shows us an old scar from his childhood, when he’d broken his arm and the bone had stuck through. The stretch marks on his biceps (which don’t make them any less impressive), and his stomach, even his inner thighs. “They’re on my ass too, but I won’t frighten anyone with that,” He jokes.
A few gunshot scars to the sternum, that Steve says likely still have bullets behind them. “I never know if they’ve come out.” The scars without stitches are jagged and wide, like badly-knitted fabric. “Basically took a chunk outta my leg with this one,” Steve says, presenting his calf, where a patch of skin seems as though it’s been completely carved out. “Alien weapon, really fuckin’ hot.” He says.
What makes you feel beautiful?
He seems to have anticipated the question, because his answer comes quickly. “Laughing. I always feel good when I laugh. And running. It’s weird but, I got this body mostly through science, and it’s kind of amazing what it can do. I can jump over twelve foot walls, that’s insane,” he shakes his head with a blinding grin. “So, yeah, when I think about what my body can do, it feels pretty beautiful.”
Clint Barton, better known as Hawkeye, takes Steve’s place. He sits with a mocking groan and complains that he’s aging, but his smile says differently.
So, how many scars?
“Oh, shit, tons,” He says, “Not a whole lot of big ones. Lots of bullet holes, unfortunately, but I get them stitched, unlike some people. There’s a nasty one on my leg that I had to sew shut myself - that looks like a toddler got its hands on a needle and thread. Nah, I’m mostly deaf though,” Clint says, and reaches behind his ear to pop out a hearing aid, holding it up.
“Sorta how I got my nickname. When you lose some of your senses, other ones get better. So, my eyesight is damn good.” He states. “It sucks, sometimes. I got shit a lot as a kid, cause I couldn’t hear a damn thing. Sometimes my wife still has to scream at me. But, Stark and Banner put their heads together and these hearing aids are fucking awesome. Way better now than it’s ever been.”
And the beauty of it?
Clint smiles. “These fuckers learned ASL for me,” He nods to his friends. “So did my kids and my wife. And you know, that makes me feel good. To be loved enough that they put forth that amount of effort.”
He signs his name and an “I love you”, to the camera.
Barnes is up next, with a slap on the shoulder from his best and oldest friend, Steve. Shyly, James Barnes, better known as “Bucky”, and to the intelligence community as “The Winter Soldier”, sits down before the camera and shoots everyone a smile. Frightening as he may be in uniform, in real life Barnes has a pretty smile and kind eyes, rivaling even Captain America in his politeness.
“Four hundred and thirteen,” He says, “That’s how many stitches I’ve gotten over the years, but I have fifty-three noticeable scars.”
I ask if he’s keeping a count.
“Yeah, I keep count,” He admits, “Some stuff I just don’t remember, but the ones I do, there’s a lot.
Are your scars the thing you dislike the most about your body?
A solid answer of no. “No,” He says, “No, the thing I dislike the most is my brain,” Even though it’s said with a laugh, the energy in the room turns immediately somber with Barnes’ confession. “But, physically, it’s not having lost my arm that I dislike, it’s the scars around it. The first few years I sort of, kept waking up and trying to claw it off,” He continues.
I ask if he’ll show us the scars, and Barnes immediately stands and slides his shirt off, revealing an expanse of skin dotted with large and small scars - bullet wounds, a pristine row of knife slots down his stomach, and his shoulder, devoid of the usual prosthetic limb the word has come to know. Turning to the side, Barnes presents what’s left of his left arm to the camera, shy as it snaps away. He explains in a quiet voice the scars that litter his body, some of them attached to more amusing stories than others.
How often do you forego the prosthetic?
Barnes shrugs. “Not as much anymore. Shuri and the doctors in Wakanda made something really amazing, and I love wearing it. For a few years there I just had to get used to being all me again, before I felt comfortable with it.”
What makes you feel beautiful?
“It sounds really stupid but, being able to make a choice, you know, about anything. I make mistakes a lot, but now I can apologize for them. It’s nice to have all that back,” Barnes says, grinning as the camera flashes.
All things said and done, he’s got the one-armed thing down.
Natasha Romanoff is next up, a sideways smirk squinting her eyes as she plops down, one leg crossed over the other and as intent upon me as I am on her. Hailed by the media for years now as beautiful, Natasha up close is just that, and more.
How many scars do you think you’ve got?
“You know, I couldn’t even begin to count every individual one, but so many. My body isn’t quite as bulletproof as some of the rest of my friends,” She shoots a glance at Captain Rogers and Barnes before continuing, “But it’s withstood a lot, that’s for sure.”
And what do you dislike about it?
Natasha takes a deep breath and folds her hands over her knees. “Not the scars, not even really anything noticeable. But, I can’t have children,” The words come out tight, a confession that she doesn’t want to make. “And to some people that’s a silly thing to be upset about but, the choice was taken away from me before I could even make it. And I really hate that. I hate that for most of my life, I didn’t have choices about what happened to my body, and I do have scars to show for that.”
Asking her to show those scars made her chuckle nervously before presenting her back, that bears a long, jagged scar that runs up her spine. Then, a bullet wound to the hip, courtesy of a “friend”, she says. It seems to be an inside joke. She turns a hip out to show a long scar on her inner thigh, and another on her leg.
So, what makes you feel beautiful?
Natasha smiles a little, sticking a bare foot out and flexing her toes. “My feet are messed up, because I used to be a ballerina, just another one of those things that I didn’t have a choice in. But, I did love it. And dancing still makes me feel beautiful.”
A shout comes from Tony Stark as he says, “Go bendy for us, Nat!!”
With a grin, Natasha stands from the seat and takes a breath, body claiming a position so naturally you would think she was floating. Another breath, and Natasha’s leg lifts, her knee elevated to her ribs before her foot extends and she rises onto her toes, smiling all the while. The fluidity of it is something you have to see to believe.
Doctor Banner appears next, shuffling quietly past Natasha and plopping down onto the school.
“I’m green,” He says with a grin. “But only sometimes.”
Have any scars?
“No, not really. I’m sorry, these things make me so uncomfortable, can I just rapid-fire my answers at you?” He says, and I gesture for him to go right ahead. “I used to hate the other part of me, you know, the one everybody seems to care about more. But I don’t hate him so much now, because it’s just there. I obviously can’t get rid of him, so I had to learn to live with him. I really like my brain - it knows a lot. And I feel beautiful when I find the right solution to a problem, because that’s what I’m good at. Using my brain to its full potential, that’s the best thing I have to offer, I think.”
“I feel cheated,” Calls Tony Stark, “I thought I made you feel beautiful, Bruce!”
Doctor Banner grins and blushes as he makes his way back to his seat, and the final Avenger of the day takes his place. Thor immediately begins to speak.
“On Asgard, we celebrate scars. Here, people seem to wish to cover them. But where I’m from, we bare them proudly, no matter their circumstance. You see, my brother has stabbed me multiple times,” Thor says, standing and removing his shirt to gesture to a few small wounds in his torso.
Out of love?
“Oh, of course! I’ve been shot at, stabbed, broken bones, I’ve even been blown up - but I’m not dead yet! My personal favorite is the eye, though,” Thor leans down to show the photographer his eye after popping out the prosthetic, to which a chorus of groans can be heard from his friends, a loud that’s fucking disgusting, coming from Barton. Thor winks with his good eye.
And what makes you feel beautiful?
Thor grins wildly. “I’m alive. Is there any other way to feel but beautiful?”
All things considered, the Avengers are a mess of personalities and abilities just as much as they are a mess of scars, missing limbs, and prosthetics. Perhaps you’d expect the humans and superhumans who protect our galaxy to be in peak physical condition - and in a lot of ways, they are. In most ways, though, they are just like us.
No one is perfect - not even a superhero.
Happy 49th Birthday Tony Stark, born May 29th, 1970
no but disturbing realistic superheroes
Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.
Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.
Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.
Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.
Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.
The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.
Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.
stuff like that.
James Buchanan Barnes