minor :)

no i dont speak dutch i just know how to use a language dictionary dreamsmpdreamsmpdreamsmp please be my friend i am lonely dms are open

[mcyt-sideblog]

WOW I REALLY WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SENDING HATE TO TUBBO FOR EXILING TOMMY

HM ITS ALMOST AS IF ITS A SCRIPTED ROLEPLAY

[chekhovsdiscs]

wait why did we all think that wilbur would be super protective over tommy and go after dream after being revived, when this is the same mf who appointed tommy as president PURELY because he wanted to tommy to watch his own country blow up

[jackbrakkowski]

this is a plea to the mcyt community... i have nothing but affection and respect for all of u but please. pleas stop tagging ur content with mineblr.. its virtually the only minecraft tag left thay isn’t completely flooded with youtuber content instead of actual minecraft content.. let us keep this one tag, pleas. i just wanna look at cute builds in peace..

(if ur an mcyt stan and u rb this please know that i love u)

[lilacandladybugs]

I will spread the word

love you guys sorry we are trying to train everyone out of crosstagging right now but it is Slow sorry we’re overflowing <3

[oakskull]

Yea!!! Make sure to tag with mcytblr and not mineblr! We don't own all of minecraft!

[tarthmsuoh]

Ok!! I dont do it that often but I will stop completely :)

Spreading!!

[incorrect-dream-team]

I have a lot more followers on here than my main so here we go.

The best tags to use for your minecraft youtuber posts are ‘MCYT’ as well as the youtubers names, smp [name/event] and nothing to do with the general game.

I know i havent posted in practically a week but please keep this stuff in mind.

[the-untitled-sketches]

So like what if Ghostbur and Alivebur met during the resurrection?

(Part two is coming soon!)

[ariapmdeol]

[prologue complete]

[loading chapter 1…]

welcome to a Time Travel! Ranboo AU!! I’m calling it Postverta’s Chosen AU!

[technotourz]

I can’t imagine how many artists had to learn how they would draw and anthropomorphic pig bc some nerd with glasses duck tapped to his face told them too

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

ao3 crashing because of a minecraft youtuber fanfic is so fucking funny im sorry but it's so goddamn funny

[mcyt-sideblog]

wait ao3 crashed??? what happened??

[enderspawn]

ranboo and tubbo talking about making a webcomic together but instead they just make Homestuck again

[gays4thebloodgod]

seeing tommyinnit fanart where he has his discs a little too close to the center of his shirt

[strawberiitea]

Fucking obssessed with the concept of Techno being a fucking teenager during the Antartic Empire in dsmp lore

[strawberiitea]

And the fact they share a birthday

I’m sorry but this is fucking hysterical

Just IMAGINE

Wilbur : Dad!!! Look!!! I made a friend!!! :D

Techno : wait “dad”-

Phil : oh you met Techno? Ah how lovely. He’s-

Wilbur : yeah! We’re also the same age!

Phil :

Phil : what

Techno : we also happen to share the same birthday lmao

Phil : what.

Wilbur : we’re like twins!! :D

Phil :

Phil, under his breath : techno please tell me you are not 15 years old

[wheeeee-dot-png]

I have like a lot of ways he finds out rattling in my brain hold on

A - If you like shapeshifter techno this ones for you

Techno’s human form kinda has a similar hair style to Wilbur at the time, and they meet up when he’s. A human and they have different hair colours but wilbur’s fucking :0!!!! About it and he’s like “you’re like. You’re like my twin techno…” and techno’s like “hnnoooooo no I am not” and then Wilbur asks (edit: abt borthdayz) and that just reinforces the idea in wilburs mind

B -

It’s wilbur’s birthday so he’s like telling techno about it and techno’s responds “oh huh it’s my birthday today too. Pretty sure.” And techno asks how old Wilbur is and Phil comments how will’s so young, only 15 and techno just goes :I AM LOOKING AWAY: and goes like “Phil are you okay to recieve information that could possibly alarm you”

[strawberiitea]

Phil : oh he’s quite young, only 15!

Techno :

Phil : techno?

Techno : Phil do you consent to me sharing certain information that could possibly alarm you.

Phil : t-

Phil : techno how old are you

Techno :

Phil : techno.

Techno : phil.

Phil : please tell me you are not 15 years old technoblade

Wilbur : we’re like twins!!!!!!

Phil : techno.

Techno : phil.

[anxiousbean33]

Phil : techno please tell me i haven’t been COMMITTING WAR CRIMES WITH A 15 YEAR OLD

Techno : well technically you were committing them with a 14 year old

Phil : (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[strawberiitea]

Ok but i raise you:

Techno : you’ve known me for like- 2 years haven’t you?

Phil :

Phil : oh my god.

Techno : *cackling*

Phil : YOU WERE THIRTEEN?

Techno : *cackles harder*

Wilbur : when I was 13 I was learning how to play guitar while you were committing war crimes? :(

[craftybeanbo]

Phil: when do piglins stop growing? do you just keep getting taller until you’re 30?

Techno: it’s pretty similar to humans, i think? we do most of our growing before 16

phil: wow, you’ve had a late growth spurt then?

techno: 

phil:

phil: techno. please tell me you aren’t 16

techno: i am not 16

[strawberiitea]

Phil : oh thank go-

Techno : I’m actually 15. Not sure how that’s any better?

Phil : wHAT

[pocketkris]

These headcanons are fucking brilliant I cant breathe-

[strawberiitea]

This entire concept is gold

Imagine Phil sometimes still forgets Techno is 15 sometimes

Just

Techno : *voice crack*

Techno : ah. puberty. truly the bain of my existence.

Phil : puberty? What the f-

Phil : OH YEAH

Techno, with cuts on his face :

Phil : yikes- who tried to fight you this time?

Techno : I-

Techno, under his breath : …i tried to shave, Phil.

Phil, offering a glass of wine : rough day?

Techno : oh- no thanks.

Phil : oh you not a big wine person?

Techno :

Techno : philza minecraft i’m 15 years old.

[pocketkris]

“Philza Minecraft I am 15 years old”

I’m fucking deflating right now. Who gave you the right to be this funny??????

[strawberiitea]

The funny has been bestowed upon me by god himself❤

[pocketkris]

God isnt real.

I know what you did.

[minecraftaccount]

Actually to make this even worse better, its fun to imagine techno telling all these stories from blitz, skywars, bedwars, etc. Only for post-reveal philza to realize all of that happened when techno was even younger than he is now

[quicksandblock]

[strawberiitea]

OH MY GOD ITS CANON

[timetocrybois]

I HAVE DRAWN EVERYONE ONE THIS GODDAMN SEVER NOW GOOD NIGHT

fuck this is 30+ people oh gods

[penrose-e]

anyone else watching ranboo’s stream

[the-king-of-lemons]

[the-king-of-lemons]

FOR CONTEXT THIS IS NOT REAL I MADE THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY I DOWNLOADED A FUCKING FONT FOR THIS SHIT

[grian-stole-my-rights]

This is hilarious though. You gave Twitter man a name. I wonder how the people who write these Twitter descriptions would feel if they realized the MCYT fandom has personified all of them into a singular person.

[a-foolish-jester]

I was just talking with my friend about MCYT skins that are based on an Actual Character that I was shocked to learn about, so I’ve decided to compile a list, to share the cursed knowledge and also hopefully find more that I’m just missing.

The one I’ve always known has been Etho’s Skin, Which is Kakashi Hatake from Naruto.

And then Xisuma is Doom Guy from. Doom.

Then once i got into dream smp i learned Philza is Kisuke Urahara from Bleach.

and finally, my most recent discovery, Tubbo is Tweek from South Park.

[wormweeb-deactivated]

i think it’d be cool if we all started drawing ranboo with 2 pairs of horns, 2 tails, 2 pairs of eyes, 2 pairs of ears, etc. but maybe that’s getting dangerously close into sollux-adjacent territory 

[cosmicguts]

Big intimidating but secretly overwhelmed pig and his supportive dad friend.

[winter-mornings]

fuck it, TechnoFashion