[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

@lauroftheuniverse

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[maja-paja]

[warcrimesimulator]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[aurore59]

[ramenbrainedoak]

the truth about computers they don't want you to know.

[awwi2]

The Hermitcraft charity steam has blessed me with my favourite new reaction image

[buttercupp3r]

okay so yk that one art trend with the one girl in the cracked anime mask? i thought LOL wouldnt it be funny if grian 🤤🤤🤤 and then i started adding more lines and whaddya know. it was 1 am

[vexcraft]

something just happened

[lakemojave]

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

[lakemojave]

I really implore y'all to stop letting the need to prove yourself get in the way of just enjoying life and the people you share it with. I'm using the word "implore" so y'all know I'm serious about it, btw

[thelizardperson]

one thing i love about mr.goodtimes is that he'll be like oooh look at my sweet little cat what a cutie patootie

and then the cat is the angriest looking cat you've ever seen

like look at that guy

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this