fight me

[neptuniite]

painting of my cat

[segamascott]

[obovoid]

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[re-bee-key]

*softly whispers* the rainbow connection

[memewhore]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

equal and opposite energy

[rajafantaja]

[ihaventpaidtaxessince2011-deact]

[mousesounds-moved]

[teathattast]

zzzachariah

[dioynsus]

i love when i buy new deodorant and am like okay now time to take your little hat off

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

[surreal--memes]

[skibbo]

that’s ok

[goweninsane]

Perfect

[punkenglishnerd]

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

[satans-classics]

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

[representationthirst]

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

[legsdemandias]

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

[respectfulmemes]