MDR's music dance experience

MDR dancing to various genres. Please, enjoy each experience equally. 🌐 Requests to be evaluated by Mr. Milchick.

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As Mr. Milchick informs us that he is once again available to deal with music dance experience requests, he also wishes to remind our dear supporters of the following:

Requests for a music dance experience with songs against Lumon's principles will be automatically denied

Our employees' preferences must be respected. Sometimes, Mr. Milchick will approve certain requests that will unfortunately not satisfy MDR's preferences. We are not responsible for this setback

To avoid flooding the requests, Mr. Milchick recommends checking if the experience you wish to request has not already been shared and keeping it to one request a day per person

No requests on Sundays, which shall be dedicated to praising Kier

Please, enjoy all music dance experiences equally

We thank you for your understanding.

Praise Kier.

—E.A.T

(About us)

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NOTICE

The Entertainment & Activities Team remains committed to providing the highest standard of structured entertainment for severed employees. However, due to an unprecedented volume of ongoing music dance experience evaluations, both for MDR and other departments, as well as other undisclosed engagements, the team's current workload has reached a critical threshold.

To ensure the continued quality and precision of our work, requests will be temporarily closed until operational capacity stabilizes. We acknowledge the disappointment this may cause and extend our most sincere apologies for any inconvenience.

Additionally, we remind our dear supporters that Mr. Milchick is scheduled to be absent next week, further necessitating this measure. We appreciate your patience and understanding as we navigate this challenging period.

Rest assured that music dance experiences that have already been approved will be shared as soon as possible.

The EAT remains dedicated to sonorous fulfillment and rhythmic optimization, and we look forward to resuming operations as soon as possible.

Praise Kier.

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La Plage de Saint-Tropez — Army of Lovers

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @heey-i-came-for-memes

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Attention, valued followers,

If your music dance experience request has not yet been processed, please be advised of the following:

Mr. Milchick may still be engaged in a thorough evaluation of the song's suitability, ensuring it aligns with Lumon's core principles and workplace enrichment standards. This process is both rigorous and necessary.

The Entertainment & Activities Team may be conducting extensive efforts to adapt the selection into a structured and fulfilling music dance experience. Some compositions require additional refinement.

Requests submitted on a Sunday are not considered, per the guidelines established, as this day is dedicated to praising Kier. We trust this policy will continue to serve the greater good.

We appreciate your patience and unwavering commitment to structured entertainment.

Praise Kier.

—EAT

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Everytime We Touch — Cascada

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @hun-bun-bee

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Heartbeat, Heratbreak — Shihoko Hirata

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @icecreampiano

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Juice — Lizzo

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @acornered

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Love Shack — B52

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for Anon

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Comme Des Garçons — Rina Sawayama

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @hanorgana

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Moskau — Dschinghis Khan

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @heey-i-came-for-memes

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the cha cha slide by dj casper

Unfortunately, while this request has been approved by Mr. Milchick, Irving B. was unable to interpret the choreography's directional prompts with satisfactory precision. After many attempts, MDR has elected to discontinue further trials for this music dance experience. On behalf of their department, we apologize.

Praise Kier.

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The Mysterious Cities of Gold Opener

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Crab Rave — Noisestorm

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @littleowlcreature

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Steal My Sunshine — Len

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @orangejulii

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Rock Lobster — B52

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @go-lick-a-boot

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Respect — Aretha Franklin

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The Entertainment & Activities Team recognizes the importance of structured morale enhancement in the workplace!

In alignment with this mission, and in observance of International Women's Day, we are pleased to reintroduce a previously sanctioned music dance experience: “Respect” by Aretha Franklin.

Please, respect all women equally.

Praise Kier.

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16 tons

Please, make sure your requests are precise, with song title and artist name.

Additionally, we would like to remind our dear supporters that, as stated in the request protocols, requests are limited to one per person per day so as to avoid flooding, give us time to properly process each query equally, and allow everyone equal chance to see their music dance experience proposal be approved.

Further spamming will not be tolerated.

Praise Kier.