M- M— MULTIPLE MAN.

jamie madrox (n.) 1. pain in everyone’s ass.

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hsummers​:

“No, it’s fine. It was just some of the rare sleep I get when I’m not keeping Krakoa re-alive. What’s up?”

“i have a child, hope. sleep is a foreign concept to me now.”

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kwnnon​:

“You didn’t come to Purgatory to tell me that. Are you looking for someone?”

“oh - no, it’s okay. i didn’t mean to bother you, i’ll just – head out.”

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stvrlngs​:

“Does that happen a lot?”

“unsurprisingly, yes. maybe this just means i can never get naked - ever again.”

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sgallios​:

“I’m here on behalf of business, Madrox. You may be off the board and in the lab or with your little family, but we still have work to do. Do you have the data I requested?”

“alright, sheesh. feels like i’m meeting with a mafioso. and yes, i’ve got the data.”

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dxsks​:

“It saves you trips to the laundromat, I’m guessing.”

“you know, when your clones’ clothes just get reabsorbed along with the rest of them, it does account for less laundry.”

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murusflos​:

“Some things never change, huh?” Laurie was pretty sure she had heard something similar pre death from him.

“that i can’t keep my dupes under control? of course. once a mess, always a mess.”

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tiigras​:

“I have too many friends who opt for none at all.”

“sounds like a fun bunch,” jamie cringed, forcing a smile.

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xanndra​:

“Increase your security detail.”

“you are aware that not everybody has a security detail, right?”

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bliinks​:

“Time to set up a camera and catch them in the act. When you do, I’ll drop them off in Timbuktu.” 

“as long as you don’t hurt the little fellas, drop ‘em wherever the hell you want.”

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dvrkstrs​:

“My brother just loses all of his. He just keeps spending money and wasting it.”

“that just sounds wildly impractical.”

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finese​:

“Most people can do simple tasks, like keeping their shirts.”

“this feels like a personal attack. haven’t i been through enough,” he deadpanned.

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electricas​:

“Sounds like a dumb thing to take the time to steal.”

“these guys are assholes though. that’s exactly the sort of thing an asshole would steal.”

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tmpvs​:

“I’ve heard that’s an issue for you.”

“you’d think that my clone army would be a bit less dickish to their creator.”

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notsylvie​:

“You’re not being of any use to me. What month is it?”

“i’m sorry? how do you not know what month it is....”

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jvbilees​:

“It’s almost impressive you don’t have a system yet.”

“i’ve been winging it my entire life, jubes. why stop now?”

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phylavll​:

“Why is that an issue?”

“because the bastards pop out with their own shirts! why did he need to take mine?”

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gloriianas​:

“Perhaps, or enchanting them.”

“honestly, that seems like a lot of work.”