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caramel-macchiatowl

That’s an exclamation mark

alloverthegaf

anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

gaiusthegenius

Have you considered that you might be a reindeer?

alloverthegaf

did you just fucking know this

programmerhumour

kuronorider

i thought there might be another version of this pic so i reverse image searched it and i am now considerably more confused

daisukoth

thats a command

theweirdwideweb

tokiosunset-deactivated20150930

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

“I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU

“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU

“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU

“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU

“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU

“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU

“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU

“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU

“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU

“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

athenaresource

CHARACTER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS (WRITING REFERENCE)

EYES/BROWS

his eyes widened

her eyes went round

her eyelids drooped

his eyes narrowed

his eyes lit up

his eyes darted

he squinted

she blinked

her eyes twinkled

his eyes gleamed

her eyes sparkled

his eyes flashed

his eyes glinted

his eyes burned with…

her eyes blazed with…

her eyes sparked with…

her eyes flickered with…

_____ glowed in his eyes

the corners of his eyes crinkled

she rolled her eyes

he looked heavenward

she glanced up to the ceiling

she winked

tears filled her eyes

his eyes welled up

her eyes swam with tears

his eyes flooded with tears

her eyes were wet

his eyes glistened

tears shimmered in her eyes

tears shone in his eyes

her eyes were glossy

he was fighting back tears

tears ran down her cheeks

his eyes closed

she squeezed her eyes shut

he shut his eyes

his lashes fluttered

she batted her lashes

his brows knitted

her forehead creased

his forehead furrowed

her forehead puckered

a line appeared between her brows

his brows drew together

her brows snapped together

his eyebrows rose

she raised a brow

he lifted an eyebrow

his eyebrows waggled

she gave him a once-over

he sized her up

her eyes bored into him

she took in the sight of…

he glared

she peered

he gazed

she glanced

he stared

she scrutinized

he studied

she gaped

he observed

she surveyed

he gawked

he leered

his pupils (were) dilated

her pupils were huge

his pupils flared

NOSE

her nose crinkled

his nose wrinkled

she sneered

his nostrils flared

she stuck her nose in the air

he sniffed

she sniffled

MOUTH

she smiled

he smirked

she grinned

he simpered

she beamed

her mouth curved into a smile

the corners of his mouth turned up

the corner of her mouth quirked up

a corner of his mouth lifted

his mouth twitched

he gave a half-smile

she gave a lopsided grin

his mouth twisted

he plastered a smile on his face

she forced a smile

he faked a smile

her smile faded

his smile slipped

he pursed his lips

she pouted

his mouth snapped shut

her mouth set in a hard line

he pressed his lips together

she bit her lip

he drew his lower lip between his teeth

she nibbled on her bottom lip

he chewed on his bottom lip

his jaw set

her jaw clenched

his jaw tightened

a muscle in her jaw twitched

he ground his jaw

he snarled/his lips drew back in a snarl

her mouth fell open

his jaw dropped

her jaw went slack

he gritted his teeth

she gnashed her teeth

her lower lip trembled

his lower lip quivered

SKIN

she paled

he blanched

she went white

the color drained out of his face

his face reddened

her cheeks turned pink

his face flushed

she blushed

he turned red

she turned scarlet

he turned crimson

a flush crept up her face

WHOLE FACE, ETC.

he screwed up his face

she scrunched up her face

he grimaced

she winced

she gave him a dirty look

he frowned

she scowled

he glowered

her whole face lit up

she brightened

his face went blank

her face contorted

his face twisted

her expression closed up

his expression dulled

her expression hardened

she went poker-faced

a vein popped out in his neck

awe transformed his face

fear crossed her face

sadness clouded his features

terror overtook his face

recognition dawned on her face

SOURCE

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

i spent 5 years forgetting that i made this balloon pit that didnt even work

pizzamafiaart

So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…

the retail pack.

now look at this:

this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?

they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.

When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.

I am no longer skeptical.

the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.

(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)

nuttersincorporated

Always believe whatever Cards Against Humanity say when they tell you something about a pack. These are the people who sold literal Bullshit on Black Friday back in 2014.

pettycentral

luaktragic

@sillylittlesushi

meterapix

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

teshuvahdyke

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

cosmog

for some actual film lists: ten of my favorites.

films about gay people but where the main plot isn’t about them being gay

guillermo del toro’s twitter film recommendations

the films that helped create lady bird (2017)

THE MONSTROUS-FEMININE

50+ masterpieces dir. by individuals while they were in their mid-20s which force you to wonder what you’re (not) doing with your life

the cinephile teen starter pack

1001 movies you must see before you die

hell is a teenage girl

love is in the air…and it stinks (romances worth your time)

film recs: female character studies

77lllll

theyarenotaboy

Put this in the MOMA

witchdaggers

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

lewisaur-deactivated20210222

wow

onion-souls

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.