Ask M.E., The RED Spy

TF2 RP/Ask blog 18+ Run by @m0resalt OC-ified Canon Character Pfp by @mayxncheese

[me-the-red-spy]

Work of A.R.T.

The RED Spy you all know and all love.

Accepts asks from all over 18 years of age (this includes the ages of characters asking, and the mods of blogs), is open to some flirtatious interactions but big romantic advances may go unanswered.

Asks encouraged from TF2 OCs, other canon mercs, and even the everyday run of the mill user.

This blog has no official affiliation with anyone in charge of Team Fortress 2, and is merely a passion project from @m0resalt. Blog profile picture was created by the wonderful @mayxncheese, please give them a follow.

If you would like to do a long term roleplay, shoot me a message.

Tags will include:

#answered by M.E. - Answers to asks

#reblogged art - Art of Spy TF2, reblogged onto here

#ooc - for any occasional OOC posts

#asked by M.E. - Reblogs of asks submitted from this blog, and answered by others

#M.E.ta - lore, headcanons, all the extra fun bits

[me-the-red-spy]

stimky

"... I smell perfectly fine, thank you. You all listen to that blubbering cry baby too much." His cheeks redden, and his arms shift in discomfort.

[me-the-red-spy]

You strike me as a historical art person. What's your favorite piece, in or outside of your collection? Mine is "portrait of Fritza Riedler" by Gustav Klimt :)

"That... Is a surprisingly adequate question, my friend. You must excuse me, but I don't think I could choose simply just one piece..."

There's a long silence as he thinks, mulling over the pieces he owns and has seen in his lifetime.

"Bottomley's Mother and Child looking at Virgin and child is pleasant. I also appreciate Mother and Child by Wilfredo Lam. Joan Miró, Antoni Tàpies, and Marcel Duchamp have pieces I find myself coming back to."

His tongue pokes between his lips, thinking more.

"The way Montserrat Gudiol chooses to depict women - Especially more maternally - Nourishes the soul."

[me-the-red-spy]

you should 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 try chai 🦀🦀🦀🦀n smok wait 🦀🦀🦀🦀 help the cr🦀🦀bs

"Oh my. You appear to have some sort of infestation..." He bites back a giggle, crouching down and picking up several of the crabs. "Allow me to assist you. What was that about chai?" He's holding so many crabs. He seems hardly bothered by the way they pinch him.

[featheryheaven]

“chain smoking. i don’t know why the crabs went after me. you should try chain smoking.”

[me-the-red-spy]

"... I do not know how I could possibly chain smoke more than I do now. Care to enlighten me? Such as one of those... Contraptions, I would guess? I think I saw one that let you smoke 20 cigarettes at once. But at a certain point, are you even appreciating her, or just smoking to smoke? There's an artistry in it."

[featheryheaven]

“Oh. I guess I should’ve assumed you chain smoked. I just kinda fit 5 cigs into my mouth and light them. One time I choked on them and Medic had to heal me. Fun times.”

[me-the-red-spy]

"... I do not understand how I work with you people."

[me-the-red-spy]

spy would you rather be stuck in a room with one thousand bugs or stuck in a room with one thousand puppies!!!!! Important…….

"... This is too vague. What sort of insect am I stuck with? 1000 butterflies? 1000 ants? Centipedes? Are the puppies different breeds? Are they all a domesticated canine? Would I be stuck with feral dogs or poisonous creepy crawlies?" He sighs, taking a drag from his cigarette. "I suppose the insects."

[me-the-red-spy]

you should 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 try chai 🦀🦀🦀🦀n smok wait 🦀🦀🦀🦀 help the cr🦀🦀bs

"Oh my. You appear to have some sort of infestation..." He bites back a giggle, crouching down and picking up several of the crabs. "Allow me to assist you. What was that about chai?" He's holding so many crabs. He seems hardly bothered by the way they pinch him.

[featheryheaven]

“chain smoking. i don’t know why the crabs went after me. you should try chain smoking.”

[me-the-red-spy]

"... I do not know how I could possibly chain smoke more than I do now. Care to enlighten me? Such as one of those... Contraptions, I would guess? I think I saw one that let you smoke 20 cigarettes at once. But at a certain point, are you even appreciating her, or just smoking to smoke? There's an artistry in it."

[me-the-red-spy]

Your favorite and least favorite food?

"Oranges." There's such an intense look on his face, his passion for the fruit can't be contained. His hands shake with excitement. "Oranges are rather good. Also, you can use the peel as an ashtray in the mean time."

He has to pause then, tapping against his chin as he searches for the answer. "I've tried bugs before, I understand the appeal but it's not personally for me..."

[me-the-red-spy]

you should 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 try chai 🦀🦀🦀🦀n smok wait 🦀🦀🦀🦀 help the cr🦀🦀bs

"Oh my. You appear to have some sort of infestation..." He bites back a giggle, crouching down and picking up several of the crabs. "Allow me to assist you. What was that about chai?" He's holding so many crabs. He seems hardly bothered by the way they pinch him.

[me-the-red-spy]

*cough* narcissist *cough*

"The issue with so many people is that they demonize the action of looking out for one's self, including respecting your own person, appearance, and time." He picks imaginary lint from his suit. "I hardly mind being labelled as a narcissist, I don't understand why I should see it as a negative in the first place. Aren't we supposed to be looking out for number 1 anyways? Your number 1 should be you."

[me-the-red-spy]

What's your usual morning routine?

"I wake up flawless every morning." He smirks, placing a hand over his heart. "If you'd like some pointers, though, I suppose I could divulge a secret or two..."

He proceeds to go on for about 30 minutes detailing a rather extensive morning routine, including how each morning of the week seems to be different - Something about not wanting to expose your skin to too much of a single product at once? It's followed by a 45 minute lecture about how if one ever wants to amass the wealth he's obtained, they shouldn't be so quick to fall for so many of those quick fix scams out there...

[me-the-red-spy]

"I must... Apologize for my extended absence, my friends and followers. I witnessed something most... Disturbing, gut wrenching, horrific... It has taken me some time to recover, but I believe I am reaching the final stage of grief..."

//art from my partner. celebrated my 21st, went on vacation, then France lost so hard I got the plague... I still am sick but I hope to get more active.

[me-the-red-spy]

// OOC

Apologies for lack of activity - July is my birthday month, last weekend I celebrated and this weekend I'm in Iowa with some friends to continue celebrating. I plan to get back on the grind soon

[me-the-red-spy]

//OOC

Another note about how I run this blog; I selfship with Spy, on top of that I am rather nonsharing and view Spy as my husband. Ergo, Spy may come across as more resistant to flirtatious asks, or may give responses that seem dismissive. I apologize if this disappoints you, it's a personal thing for myself. While I will attempt to keep Spy as in character as possible, I must also do what is best for myself when running this blog. Whilst other Spy selfshippers are allowed to interact, please do keep in mind that rejection is very likely from this Spy blog towards OCs or non-canon characters. Thank you.

[me-the-red-spy]

how man y drinks for you to go out with me :,)

"That's quite the thinker. An anonymous source, who I don't even know the general interests or name of? Might take an entire distillery."

[me-the-red-spy]

What's the most morally reprehensible thing you've done in order to complete a mission?

"Oh." His eyes roll up to the ceiling, a finger tapping against his chin in thought. "I suppose it would depend on one's definition of the word, on their own moral compass? An action may be morally reprehensible until you learn who it was committed against, and suddenly an eye for an eye doesn't seem so bad. I can tell you what I haven't done, and your mind can fill in the rest."

"I've not once touched a hair on a child's head. I've never robbed someone who wasn't rich. I've kept my hands to myself when told. I try to avoid harm be falling that of any animals, when at all possible. Otherwise? It's up to you, I suppose, use your imagination."

[me-the-red-spy]

HELLO, FRENCHIE!!!

Soldier gives a wave as he stomps up to the frenchman.

I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU.

NONE OF WHICH ARE PERTAINING TO YOU BEING A COMMUNIST, BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK!

"... Well, I am not a communist. So no, I was not going to ask." He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. "What are your questions, Soldier?" //sorry for the late response!

[me-the-red-spy]

//OOC

This feels like a good time to mention that this blog will not interact with or answer asks from characters below the age of 18, even if the mod of the blog is 18+. Spy is not a character I'm interested in playing against minors.