RacingIsRad

Formula one drivers, kinslaying elves and the occasional selfie

[catie-does-things]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Obi-Wan: I knew it, I knew it. That Ben was a troublemaker from the start.

Padme: Don’t look at me, he gets it from Anakin’s side of the family!

Anakin: He’s just trying to help his Dark Master!

Yoda: If discovered, he is, forever shamed, will Luke be. Dishonor, to the family will come. Disintegrate, traditional values will!

Qui-Gon: Not to mention they’ll lose the farm!

Mace: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!

Anakin: Well, we can’t all be acupuncturists!

Obi-Wan: No! Your grandson had to be a SITH LORD!

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like

[vablatsky]

[strongervic-deactivated20170123]

My heart absolutely aches at the thought of how many girls are going to promise themselves to lose weight for their New Years resolutions with no health knowledge other than what they’ve read in dumb women’s magazines.

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

“I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory.“ 

"Poor misunderstood baby!”  

[otpprompts]

Excuse me , what do notp mean ?

[sithslord]

so I made this for my friend after showing her this lovely one made for poe (and she wanted one for rey and idk if anyone had done it but ok gonna make one for finn next cause he’s my precious son)

[metfan123]

[effervescenthoopla]

I just made the worst thing ever. I am Kylo Ren TRASH now

[haggord]

kylo ren: i will finish what you started

anakin:

[the-lore-protector]

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[tenkaichis]

When you’re not as strong as Darth Vader

[jabberwockyface]

Precious baby.

[lukecastellan]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015): Deleted Scene 

[leepacey]

Hi my name is Kylo Ren and I have long ebony black hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Emperor Palpatine but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a sith but my face is not old and wrinkly. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black helmet and a black robe, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow (under the mask tho). I was walking outside on the Stardestroyer. We were fueling the weapon so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[kiapet2]

The great thing about Finn and Rey is whether they get together or not it’s still great. Like, they stay friends? Female protagonist without a love interest! They become romantically involved? Interracial couple! You literally can’t go wrong.