Poppy

☀️ "Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind" ☀️

[tredlocity]

Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.

[saiasus]

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[emilysidhe]

Baby It’s Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse. 

[dont-spoop-yourself]

Explain?

[emilysidhe]

OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan.  People debate strenuously over whether it’s a scene of Lady M pressuring her reluctant husband into it, or whether it’s a scene of her sensing, due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do, and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, “Go on, get the cheesecake, it’s your birthday!”  Readers and scholars disagree strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images that advanced opposite interpretations even though they’d seen the exact same actors do the exact same performance.  It’s a big deal.

In the same way, the Baby, It’s Cold Outside discourse is about whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it’s a woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors wouldn’t talk, and him responding, “Stay, baby, it’s cold out!  No one could expect you to go home in this!”

[ms-demeanor]

I really don’t know (baby stab his side) King Duncan’s a bro (baby cut through his hide) I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?) This plan ain’t so great (But what a king you’d make!)

The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!) His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)

I’m not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave) But I’d be a good king (Now you’re starting to think)

The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught) Say, love, what do you mean (You’d make such a king)

I simply must go (baby cut through his hide) There’s a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)

But what of his wife? (And what of his life?) It feels like bad luck (But that don’t mean much)

I’ve got a bad premonition (And I’ve got a mission) But that’s just superstition (My love, you’re a vision)

The witches said I’d rule (If they lied they were cruel) So baby let’s stab Stab his siiiiide!

[jenroses]

this is absolutely perfect. 

[4gifs]

[ribcageofaskeletonwoman-deactiv]

mexican tv is amazing

[gucci-chanclas-deactivated20180]

when  you broke and need insurance money

[mjalti]

Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity

Me, 9 years old:

[lowkeloki]

[wvrthy]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

😍😍😍

[justflowerslove]

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

[kiskeya-kreyol]

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

[jesuschristherself]

😏

[poppybottle]

anti-sjws for the last 10 years: feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, nazi nazi, sjw's are nazis, nazi nazi nazi, grammar nazi, feminazi feminazi

normal sensible attractive people: these real life people are actually real life nazis and hold nazi beliefs and want to kill minorities

anti-sjws: thats pretty fucking fucked up that you just call anything you disagree with a nazi, like i think thats pretty wild of the 'tolerant left' to do

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Omg, Naomi! True Black Queen!

[adreamingdoe-deactivated2022061]

🦋

[braixen]

“why do you spend hours hunting for shiny pokemon if they don’t even have good ivs?”

[iamhannalashay]

[thecrownedheart]

Sylvedash @coraltum

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[gentlekirk]

i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

[gaykuvira]

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

[gungan-gundam]

You have a gender, it’s in your pants

[gaykuvira]

Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint