I understood that reference.

Just your average fangirl. Sarcasm queen.

[fallontonight]

It’s a battle of the drinks! Jimmy and Paul Rudd face off in a new game called “Drinko”!

[cheia]

[meaganalfredo]

And here are tonight’s top stories.

[meaganalfredo]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[lets-go-to-the-movies]

[pokemonofficial]

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[pantomimepenguin-blog]

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

[pokemonofficial]

what

[meadow-soprano]

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

[caucasianandwhite-deactivated20]

i wasnt even alive in 2006

[meadow-soprano]

[kinzilauren]

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

[thotwheels-deactivated20170811]

[anarchistmom]

[diamondtveit]

[meaganalfredo]

anxiety: WHAT IF everyone actually hates you

me: chill

[u-gotta-kik]

[meaganalfredo]

This picture is Fox News’ worst nightmare

A republican’s back goes out every time this is reblogged

[queen-angelina]

[aloezehra]

my girl angie knows privilege and can acknowledge that its not “ooo i worked harder to get here and if some women work this hard they could be standing here too”

but more like “my opportunities are better because i was born into a position thats easier to get them and i acknowledge that that is unfair”

[maeriea]

This is v important

[lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20]

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

I think we should start putting less pressure on gay people to ‘come out’ and more pressure on straight people to stop assuming everyone’s sexuality is fucking straight

[ihaveaprestigiousblog]

[insomniac-banana]

There’s a dance party in my kitchen right now.. I’m not complaining!

You’re all welcomed to come!

[burnettski92]

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[juju-on-that-yeet]

Am I hungry? Am I cramping? Do I have to take a shit?-the sequel

[interchxngeable]

Do i have some sort of serious problem or are my cramps just particularly bad today - Part three of the thrilling series