Double Shot Stresspresso

[dimension20official]

It's all connected... 🐛🍑 @gamechangershow

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[animentality]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[dyke-terra]

[mrtechlab]

Learned recently the Artemis II mission is carrying a 1in. x 1in. piece of the canvas used in the Wright brother’s Flyer, oohhh man. I love technology but I also adore beyond everything the sentiment for the past we attach to advancements, because a lot of people think there’s no need to remember the time we could barely figure out plane flight while blasting off to go briefly orbit the moon.

There’s sometimes a mindset of science purely for advancement, the next big thing, which feels both distinctly human and un-human (inhuman? Uhhhh) It’s our nature to go as far as we can, build until we hit something that can actually stop us. Learn and see it all. But we’re also the people that saw shapes in the stars; we have to give it all meaning. Artemis II is only one part of a much larger plan, but by itself it’s still an incredible feat. Every step of the way has meaning to the world, and taking a single square inch of fabric to make us look back is a really nice reminder of all of it.

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[meagarae]

So if Brennan’s first youngin is the wizard sunny, and I don’t know if the second has their name cloak yet, what do we think for Aabria’s young wizard, maybe the wizard solar?

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[redtalics]

i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

[redtalics]

badly!

here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.

[man-peach-reborn]

More CR4 as text posts

Part 1

[quotefeeling]

“When fate gives you a fresh new chance to fall in love again, she will give you two simple rules: To practice the art of being soft and to be grateful.”

— Juansen Dizon, Healing The Wounded Heart

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen

[turtleducknewton]

C4E014: A Bridge Too Far

this is an Aabria Iyengar appreciation post. her one-liner game in this episode was INCREDIBLE.