Very Dangerous Over Short Distances.

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[catchymemes]

[ampervadasz]

[cosmonautroger]

[vulpinedyke]

alright, since i did one for halloween. what's your favorite christmas movie?

it's a wonderful life (1946)

a christmas story (1983)

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (1964)

how the grinch stole christmas (1966 or 2000)

home alone (1990)

elf (2003)

the muppets christmas carol (1992)

frosty the snowman (1969)

a charlie brown christmas (1965)

the polar express (2004)

gremlins (1984)

other (tell me which one because i can't fit 'em all)

Voting ended onNov 10, 2023

alright everyone, let's be civil about this.

[meanderingtheglobe]

The Snowman!!

[mrsmiawallaces]

[cube-ussionist-deactivated20161]

nayrb-alidra

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[kaminorain]

we goin’ for it 💪

[theculture]

Inspired by catceleste’s post, couldn’t help but see the similarity…

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This is too adorable

[dancinbutterfly]

eeee my other favorite goat video

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[carys-the-ninth]

Unquestionably one of the funniest things I own is the draft first chapter of an evolutionary biology textbook written by one of my grad professors, in which he made approximately 1/3 of the figures himself in MS Paint with absolutely no graphic design skills or artistic ability.

[carys-the-ninth]

When I tell you this is one of the most comprehensible figures:

[carys-the-ninth]

I sat through this man's class for an entire semester. I got an A. I learned (this is not exaggeration or hyperbole) absolutely nothing. But I will always treasure these images in my heart.

[carys-the-ninth]

He had been banned from teaching undergrads and shunted to teaching graduate classes, in the hopes that we would be able to decipher his mad genius ramblings. These hopes were in vain.

[ralfmaximus]

This feels like he's just one or two MS Paint bmp files away from successfully cloning dinosaurs and/or accidentally starting a plague.

[meanderingtheglobe]

@yarpfish Thanks for reminding me about my “recent developments in bio anth” module in which I learned nothing and business anth where the professor printed out PowerPoints onto acetate and used an overhead projector 🤣

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[lightlimes-deactivated20180921]

pictures where the sea and sky are no longer distinguishable

[curly-croissant]

If I may contribute

[tragedysquared]

not to be dramatic but like. this kind of indistinguishable meeting point of the sea and the sky is the center around which my life revolves

[meanderingtheglobe]

MOANA?!

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[sushiboop]

For reference later

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