A Simple Gay™

Zephyr/28/he/him

[bogleech]

Found a frame of "American Dad" that you're literally going to love no matter what

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

elaboration

[theroseunblown]

if I may:

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[signaveriss]

Actually more helpful to arachnophobia is the fact that spiders hate the feel of human skin. They think you're really really gross

[scipionyx]

^This. Like the tags said it is veeeery hard to get a spider on your hand they just hate touching you so much. Despite the fact that I'm not even a little bit scared or grossed out by bugs I still have to let spiders outside by the paper-and-cup method because trying to get one on your skin is just impossible.

[gleepgleepswonderland]

no seriously i’ve SEEN them freak out and go “eEEWWWW I TOUCHED IITTT” and they shake off their feet like cats it’s so funny 😭

[brienneoftarth]

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

[unemployeddianenguyen]

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

[moonofpoosh]

I don’t believe you.

[painterkid-deactivated20150408]

just watch

[sparrowlucero]

wild imps

(available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

[secretboldy]

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

[that-twink-over-there]

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[habken]

stratt and some completely unrelated animal studies

[fizzy-dizz]

Dorky prince

[redstonedust]

in my mind if dragons were real then western and eastern dragons would be only distantly related species filling the same ecological niche across different continents. but due to visual similarities got called the same thing in English. and it would be one of those things that you hear on trivia game shows and go "oh that's neat" about and then move on with your day, like how tanuki get lumped in with racoons even tho racoons are musteloids and tanuki are canids. do you see my vision.

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale