A Simple Gay™

Zephyr/28/he/him

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[hiveswap]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[enchantedbook]

'Stag meeting a Unicorn'. Historical artwork from 'The Book of Lambspring', (1749) edition, showing a meeting between a stag and a unicorn in a forest clearing. In alchemical tradition, the stag sumbolises the Sun and the Unicorn represents the Moon - a union of opposites, harmony of energies.

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[gorsho444]

On the line

[lunarwednesday]

Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[nikoisme]

don't make this harder, please

[zevampirex]

Robin my forever crush 🥲

[no-oxygen-in-my-bl00d]

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[notaplaceofhonour]

If you ever find yourself in a situation where someone has legally wronged you

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Do not engage in self help.

Talk to a lawyer.

Do not take matters into your own hands.

Talk to a lawyer.

[notaplaceofhonour]

If you had a firmly shut-and-closed case where you were clearly in the right, and you engage in self help, no you don’t; not anymore.

Don’t complicate things.

Do not say or do anything before you speak with a lawyer.

Can’t afford it? There is likely some kind of pro bono referral service or free legal advice line in your state or country. Look it up.

[barren-and-trivial-words]

I briefly worked for two defense attorneys. One time one of them got a speeding ticket (a sort of offense they both had a lot of experience with). He told me "an attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client" and asked his partner to represent him in traffic court.

Even attorneys don't do well when they try to self-represent.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Yeah, self-representation is also a terrible idea!

[sandersstudies]

Me: So tonight you can’t carry your script anymore, but you can call for line.

Child: but . . . What if we call for line like. A lot 🥺

Me: Great news! Nothing happens.

[sandersstudies]

Me: okay time for your scene

Child: but what if it’s bad 🥺

Me: Great news! Nothing happens.

[sandersstudies]

Actually I lied something does happen and it’s called we work on your skills together and you improve and are better than ever before and we both have a lot of fun and high-five at the end.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[elismor]

I thought about just tagging this 'nuff said, but it's not.

I want to say something to all of the women under 50 on this site. Ready? You do not have to be over 50 to start taking up space.

Can I make that blink? Is that a thing Tumblr can do? Because, seriously. The sooner you believe you are allowed to take up space, the better life will be.

[dogpuppy]