creep

just a lesbian who has contracted the gay

[xxemilythestrangexx-deactivated]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

The world would be a better place if men started wearing dangly earrings

[poipoipoi-2016]

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

[argumate]

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

[ms-demeanor]

Then you're going to have to wing it.

[pancakeke]

this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit

[pancakeke]

[switch-up-snowfox]

Oh the cannonball ain’t nothin compared to the esparto incident.

[natalie512]

The what now

[switch-up-snowfox]

They were testing the phrase “knock your socks off” and because its the mythbusters build team (which consists of 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided to go to a quarry near Esparto california to test the myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds of ANFO. The detonation was pretty damn big.

They started getting phone calls, turns out they and the experts underestimated the size of the kaboom, reports of broken windows, car alarms going off, people getting knocked out of their seats, hell one news station reported that they leveled the town.

According to grant, that’s why they can no longer go back to esparto.

[natalie512]

LMFAO nobody can rival the power of the mythbusters

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve seen people talk about how adam and jamie are the polar opposite in energies but the build team operated on the same wavelength 90% of the time and that wavelength was “kaboom.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe dogs’ farts smell so bad because one dog fart is equal to seven human farts

[faheys]

milk and honey by rupi kaur

[help-mywife]

Help; my girlfriend keeps saying thank you in a conversational tone any time my roommates Google home completed a task, and variations of"that's alright" when it fails.

[meanne-va]

It's me 😂

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[fartsandprayers]

[feministism]

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[justbadpuns]

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)..

[loveamongthesailors]

*looking down at the posts thru little opera glasses*

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[no-chill-at-all]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]