dinosaurs are cool.

simon ** he/him ** 24 ** fight me

[userfish]

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

[orvillepeckspocketpussy]

one thing i am quite grateful to Brian David Gilbert for is the phrase "If you needed ME to tell you that... I'm glad I told you that."

it has been etched into my brain for the past six years, fundamentally altering how i consider knowledge gaps held by others, as well as myself. people usually need to be told stuff before they can know it! that's how knowing stuff works! this is an extreme example played for laughs but it's a legitimately helpful philosophy!!

[pngblog]

[crowempress]

-Looks at the ground and kicks a rock dejectedly- Aw man... your penis is so much cooler than mine...

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[notkatniss]

watching grand budapest for the first time in like 8 years just bc I need the ralph fiennes juice and I forgot a lot of it

[notkatniss]

[tylostoma]

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

[queerpeers]

so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

[queerpeers]

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop

[queerpeers]

can someone please mercy kill me

[queerpeers]

update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!

[lizluvscupcakes]

Your milf sounds incredibly cool

[intrnetprincess]

>:)

[bigbrotherw]

Looks like another day in the federal government.

[transparentchaos-blog]

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

[correctopinionhaver]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

where can I get your blood?

it’s free but you have to catch me

[cali]

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

[queeranarchism]

Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

[gottamoveonup-deactivated201612]

Direct action at its finest.

[themasterplanner]

I theoretically disapprove, but at least it’s ballsy as fuck.

[themasterplanner]

I no longer disapprove.

[thebroccoligoblin]

Growth