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felrend

Everyone: you’re going to clear out the corrupted machines…by yourself?

Aloy:

frenchgryffindor1960

kelsochronicles

She’s doing her best ok?

flowerbleedme

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“You just gotta pull yourself up from your bootstraps and hit the pavement with that resume. Don’t be too picky. Walk in and ask to speak with the manager, look them in the eye, then hand them your CV! They will hire you on the spot! It’s not hard, just don’t be lazy.”

#this is sarcasm #tei talks #but also #boohoo #they tried to warn you about the job market #you didn’t listen #you still believe your history degree permits you an automatic qualification for manager #or that you can just walk into your local grocery store and say hire me.#maybe you should have listened to us 10 years ago when we told you it was getting harder

mamoru

bitsow

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

kaijuno

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

hazelnutspray

reblog this to beethoven blast your enemies

fartsandprayers

Who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up? Sleeping with a little Pikachu plushie does not mean I don’t also make my own doctor appointments.

fartsandprayers

reblogging because I think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie.

eriisoo

Another Erend? yeah! 💥🔨

fartsandprayers

Geofferey Bazinga has all of that money and an app that actually works, and you’re telling me that he can’t find app devs to make a dark mode for amaziniotto? That it’s imperative I be blinded at 4am when trying to find a new vacuum, as if it’s some type of hazing for acceptance by the capitalist society we are forced to live in? The same society that pays me nickels so that I can then offer that pocket change and my morals for a working vacuum?

Ke-dollasign-ha’s app sold its soul to Muck Zuzubee and as such I deleted my account immediately following that decision, so said app’s shopping service is not an option anymore.

kushblazer666

tevruden

Yes but also:

fartsandprayers

In addition:

Geofferey Bazinga has all of that money and an app that actually works, and you’re telling me that he can’t find app devs to make a dark mode for amaziniotto? That it’s imperative I be blinded at 4am when trying to find a new vacuum, as if it’s some type of hazing for acceptance by the capitalist society we are forced to live in? The same society that pays me nickels so that I can then offer that pocket change and my morals for a working vacuum?

Ke-dollasign-ha’s app sold its soul to Muck Zuzubee and as such I deleted my account immediately following that decision, so said app’s shopping service is not an option anymore.