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[meatkin]

[plastiboo]

[modogoblin]

[lennyjamin]

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

[mimic-the-octopus]

friends. romans. countrymen. i am no longer asking. use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space or consider your life forfeit

[pukicho]

What the fuck was I thinking

[pukicho]

I guess tumblr lets you gift crabs to people now

So thanks for that @ceylon-morphe286​

[pukicho]

Okay I’ll give it to tumblr for having no limit to the number of crabs u can spawn at a time

[pukicho]

2500 crabs

[pukicho]

4000 of them

[pukicho]

7500 crabs I give up

[valtsv]

simple plan: what's new scooby doo? we're coming after you, we're gonna solve that mystery, i see you scooby doo, the trail leads back to you, what's new scooby doo?

me and my siblings every evening after school:

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[taraljc]

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

[muirin007]

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!

[thewantsies]

speak for your own goddamn cranberries. new hampshire may not have any commercial cranberry bogs left, but at least our wild cranberry bogs contain 100% NATURAL MUMMIFIED CELTS, THE WAY GOD AND/OR THE MORRIGAN INTENDED.

[lynati]

Bog Mummies: Now in Cranberry Flavor!