MeatTheMouse

Meet the mouse, Meat the mouse!

[meatthemouse]

I wish I had any further motivation beyond my immediate survival.In the past few months it feels like I've grown immensely as a "person" but have stagnated everywhere else in terms of my own creative activities . Don't get me wrong I know damn well breaking a hand would put a damper on anyone but the stagnation had started long long before then.

Hopefully one day I get over this and actually just try but with my imposter syndrome and existential nihilism running rampant I think that day isn't going to be soon.

But at least I can say for certain I am "content" everything in my life may be just as chaotic as before but for once I am proud to be Meat.

I am proud to be loved.

[meatthemouse]

If you were to take 4 different drugs at the same type and it had to be a stimulant, a depressant, a hallucinogen, and a deliriant, what would it be?

In order.

Poppers

Weed

Shrooms

Dmt

I'm going to another dimension

[meatthemouse]

So I went to that "dimension", got really existential and yelled at my wife (positive I love you yelling)

[kosmogrl]

[meatthemouse]

If you were to take 4 different drugs at the same type and it had to be a stimulant, a depressant, a hallucinogen, and a deliriant, what would it be?

In order.

Poppers

Weed

Shrooms

Dmt

I'm going to another dimension

[meatthemouse]

If you are, in fact, the mouse. Would that mean you are also, if fact, trapped?

I am freedom personified.

I am bound by nothing and no one, save for the one entity on this planet I deem worthy of my worship and devotion.

[meatthemouse]

Well it's that time of year again, the 21st of June. The anniversary of your death.

And lucky me the 21st is Father's Day this year too.

Normally I'd get high out of my mind or drunk off my ass and cry over you or about how I'm turning into you.

But I want to do something different. It's been 20 days since my birthday, and that means I've reached the part of my life where you've been dead longer than I've been alive.

So I think today I'll do what you killed yourself trying to do and just enjoy my life.

You were a grifter, a criminal, and an alcoholic but above all you were an amazing man and an even better father.

Happy father's day to those who celebrate, if not then happy 3rd Sunday of the month

[ricefriedshrimp]

The dom of your dreams is an autistic loser tranny on Tumblr

[abymint]

and she likely lives like a bajillion km away.....

[meatthemouse]

Not to mention she's probably just such a people pleasing bottom they've been reduced to default Dom status

[meatthemouse]

I love my wife so much

@microwavesys

Thank you for only breaking one of my hands

[meatthemouse]

I like to imagine the Affini are extremely susceptible to cheesy pick up lines.

When introducing yourself to an Affini you could say your name like you're their floret, telling them it's great to finally meet them.

[meatthemouse]

God I hate love the American healthcare system.

It was so easy to know just how fucked I was when the nice lady didn't even bother asking me what my pain was on a scale of one to ten (like my autistic ass even fuckin understands that).

She came in, looked at my hand and just gave me the "how are you conscious rn" face before saying "I'll go get you something for the pain" and just running out the fucking door.

I'm so glad she did that too cuz I was very much not ok and I know for damn sure I wouldn't have asked for painkillers. I used to piss my pants in elementary school cus I was scared the teachers would say no or that id be bothering themm

Anyways when she came back I took the pills and I got the X-rays and just waited patiently for an ungodly amount of time until this man comes in talking to me about soft casts and puts one on my hand before just fucking forcing my shit in place.

It hurt so fucking bad I was in tears and screamed, it was one of the worst pains of my life.

When he was done he apologized and fucking pulled his phone out to show me why he did that shit to me

Also Im right handed so Im fucked

[meatthemouse]

Was passing by a sign and couldn't help but take a picture and change a letter.

Editing is like the only useful thing highschool ever taught me

[meatthemouse]

Hey porn artists!!!

THE FUCK IS THIS?!? HOWWWWWWW WITH THE AMOUNT OF SISTER SHIT IM TRANS WOMEN ARE INTO THERE SHOULD AT LEAST BE LIKE 5 PAGES?!? AND THAT'S NOT INCLUDING THE COUNTLESS MOMMY ISSUES AND DADDY ISSUES.

Edit I have just learned it's tagged something different and there is in fact a fuck ton. I'm gonna go crawl back into my mouse hole now that I've embarrassed myself on Tumblr

[meatthemouse]

Happy 6/7 you brain rotted mother fuckers.

Personally I'm waiting for 6/9 so I can go fuck all of your moms (grandma? Great grandma? I'm not picky)

[meatthemouse]

I hate the hot ass weather here in the south.

The bugs buzzing around my ears in that high pitched tone that makes me wanna chew tinfoil.

The angry ever present ball of fire that scorches my skin so fast I have to bath in sunscreen just to check the fucking mail.

The gallons of sweat I produce for no fuck ass reason that make my body a goddamn musky slip'n'slide.

Having to constantly drink water every time I get the opportunity because instead of telling me I need to drink water my fuckass body decides it's just gonna give up and black out.

The amount of fucking piss I produce because I'm on spironolactone and drinking insane amounts of water.

My dumbass eyebrows not doing one of their primary functions and just having sweat sting my eyes constantly.

Waking up in the middle of the night in a pool of my own soup because it got even hotter somehow and then I gotta struggle to go back to sleep because the blankets feel slimy on my skin.

[meatthemouse]

would you still love me even though I'm a miserable pathetic loser that is so touch starved it gets off on giving itself scritches and pats while thinking it's you doing it? 🥺

You're my darling little rabbit.

Of course I'd still love you Hun.

And for the record from now on I'll start imagining I'm scritching and rubbing your tummy with my plushies.

If we're both pretending at the same time maybe it'll feel more real

[meatthemouse]

Art drawn by the lovely wife of @abymint known as @beenysea

[abymint]

fuck mald socialization were you a firetruck and train autism kid or a bulldozer and planes autism kid

[meatthemouse]

I am the best kind of autistic!