Your Goated Mutt

23, Mexican. Chronic ouppy online. On HRT since 2024. It/her/they. 🐐

[abymint]

Hi Tumblr!!!

Your favorite kill shelter pet is back!

Uncaged, unmuzzled and unhinged

Now with 10% less common sense and 30% more cortisol and pure stupidity!!!

ONLY FOR $2.99 (before taxes)!!!!!!!

this was supposed to be an introduction pinned post but I started to cope midways through the making that it wasn't gonna be good enough and it ended up just like complete garbage

then I pressed post when i tried to edit it but I'm real glad Tumblr actually let's me edit posts

Anyways, some info bout me:

(anything not mentioned is sold separately (you gotta ask for it at the counter(DMs or ask something thingy)))

Name's Belial. Call me Bel. One L (took the other one)

Fursona is a goat. Yes, I am The GOAT. Will sometimes behave like ouppy tho.

Pronouns She/her/it/they (trying to use It more often)

System, but assume I'm fronting unless stated otherwise

Medically certified AuDHD, transgender, and undiagnosed but pretty sure cPTSD

I'm trilingual! I speak English, Spanish, and fluid nonsense

If you're under 18 go watch cocomelon or Pocoyo this account is gonna hate you (minors DNI)

Kink friendly, unless you're into scat. Just no.

Hobbies include gardening, writing, cooking, and every so often musical production

what else uuuuh I like Hdg and mechsplo and drugs sometimes and I love food and I like my wife you should meet her and probably kiss her!

Oh yeah, free Palestine. DIY your HRT. ACAB.

[mercurian-scout]

https://bsky.app/profile/wintonkidd.com/post/3mqmoquu7l32h

[gingik]

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[posable-doll]

Dumbification: Would you find me attractive even if I wasn't smart?

Hypnosis: Would you find me attractive even if I needed a lot of help and direction?

Somnophilia: Would you find me attractive even if I couldn't reciprocate?

Dollification: Would you find me attractive even if I needed someone else to help maintain me?

Kittyplaying: Would you find me attractive even if I wasn't perfectly obedient all the time and expressed negative emotion through sass and brattiness?

Monsterfucking: Would you find me attractive even if I was an eldritch horror that you can't look at because it would make you go insane?

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[gentlyevilvt]

I think I have like a usefulness-breaking kink or something. taking someone who's so desperate to be useful and taking it all away from them, softly, sweetly, gently, until they can't even try to help at all... Forcibly relaxing them until they don't even protest about what they "should" be doing....

Awwwww, somebody went and ripped out all that usefulness you hold so dear but guess who's still loved? that's right, it's you!! No, silly, there's nothing you can do for me, but I can do some things for you! here, why don't you just put your head in my lap and let me tell you what a good job you're doing by relaxing for me~

[kassiemutt]

This is the closest I've ever read to someone getting to the core of my insecurities and it's wild I woke up 5 min ago and now I'm stunlocked after this....

[godly-girlfailure]

hey so. hi. hello. this is like. um. yeah. need.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

I work in landscaping and the image of having to move snails out of my way but now they’re big™️ is cracking me up

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[abymint]

You don't know how much you need an Affini until it's 1 AM and you're so high but can't find your plommy anywhere to ask her for help brushing your teeth 😔🥺

[abymint]

it's not just 1 am high as fuck toothbrushes it's always it's also 7 am get out of bed and make breakfast and cleaning your room 2 pm and it's all time that having an Affini at least cheering you and giving you pats for doing a good job would help...

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[sleepdeprivedmint]

All dogs go to heaven? Wrong! All dogs get into their mechs. Now. This isn't a request get the fuck in mutts.

[hound-1523]

Little miss houndbait says she hates the idea of rubbing on Handler's boots. Then why does she rub her thighs when it calls her that?

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[noelle-ism]

OK FINE FIT WOMEN GET ME WORKED UP

[snickernut]

ok what else

[noelle-ism]

FINE! I WANT THEM TO HOLD ME DOWN