Your Goated Mutt

22, Mexican. Chronic ouppy online. On HRT since 2024. It/her/they. 🐐

[abymint]

Hi Tumblr!!!

Your favorite kill shelter pet is back!

Uncaged, unmuzzled and unhinged

Now with 10% less common sense and 30% more cortisol and pure stupidity!!!

ONLY FOR $2.99 (before taxes)!!!!!!!

this was supposed to be an introduction pinned post but I started to cope midways through the making that it wasn't gonna be good enough and it ended up just like complete garbage

then I pressed post when i tried to edit it but I'm real glad Tumblr actually let's me edit posts

Anyways, some info bout me:

(anything not mentioned is sold separately (you gotta ask for it at the counter(DMs or ask something thingy)))

Name's Belial. Call me Bel. One L (took the other one)

Fursona is a goat. Yes, I am The GOAT. Will sometimes behave like ouppy tho.

Pronouns She/her/it/they (trying to use It more often)

System, but assume I'm fronting unless stated otherwise

From Mexico, Sinaloa. if you ever heard of this place, it was probably bc of cartels. It's still bad

Medically certified AuDHD, transgender, and undiagnosed but pretty sure cPTSD

I'm trilingual! I speak English, Spanish, and fluid nonsense

If you're under 18 go watch cocomelon or Pocoyo this account is gonna hate you (minors DNI)

Kink friendly, unless you're into scat. Just no.

what else uuuuh I like Hdg and mechsplo and drugs sometimes and I love food and I like my wife you should meet her and probably kiss her!

Hobbies include gardening, writing, cooking, and every so often musical production

Oh yeah, free Palestine. DIY your HRT. ACAB.

[beenysea]

@abymint is getting her hair cut and I'm nervous

[abymint]

suc cess

[arched-flower]

I need to make out with a girl as she sits on my lap and grinds her pussy against my thigh. We're both down bad for each other and I slip a finger into her soaked pussy as her breathing becomes faster and faster. I ravage her insides with my hand and make her cum, and she falls down into my embrace. But I don't stop, I keep rubbing against her clit even as she orgasms. She screams out in bliss and I have to cover her mouth with my other hand to keep us from being found. She cums a second time as I start to suck on her nipples, tickling every nerve in her body at once. By the third orgasm, she can't move her body anymore. She has become my very own fucktoy, to do with as i please. After today, the only thing she can ever think about is me, and how only i can overstimulate her until she sees white.

[333dotexe]

the world can try and try and try but i fucking love being a transgender woman and theres fuckall it can do 2 change that

[333dotexe]

i hate how this website treats trans girls i hate how the world treats trans girls but that cant stop me from loving being a trans girl. happy fucking pride.

[333dotexe]

TGIRL JOY 100 BILLION 4EVER

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[melancholy-moonflower]

[Bygone Era]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

[7777777awawawa7777777]

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[balljointed-succubus]

it's so comfy here in the toy box! you should join me. it's so easy, all you have to do is let Miss dress you up and put the special necklace on you, and you get to come cuddle with us! you won't have to worry about anything anymore. you just get to cuddle with us all day, and the only interruptions are when Miss decides to take us out to play with us! it's such a delightful existence. it's such delicious bliss. you should come play with us! you should come cuddle with us!

i know what you really are underneath that mask. you should join us, dolly!

[october-val]

Affini who’s injectors leak a little when they see you. Send post

[deadeyed-dykething]

i rushed out to get these gloves especially for you perverts.

now let's get started.

[abymint]

Can I seggs ur wife

only if u lemme watch.......... I mean if it's ok with her

[7777777awawawa7777777]

listen i know what it looks like i know about my history but i’m a changed mouse now. you seriously gotta give me that cookie right now. it’s not gonna be like those other times. i promise i won’t ask for milk. i won’t do any of that anymore. i was in a bad place back then. i’ve done a lot of growing. i’m breaking my old habits. i can control myself. that cookie looks really really yummy. i could seeeeriously use a treat. i’ll be super normal about it, like remarkably normal. okay maybe i won’t be normal but is that bad is it THAT bad yeahhh it probably is um. i’m sorry. maybe i don’t deserve a cookie. i’m a fucked up little rodent. i’m sick in the head for even wanting it. i’m sorry i always take too much from you no no no i’m sorry for all the negative self talk i know this is just making us both uncomfortable. i don’t want to stress you out again over such a silly thing. i’m okay, really, i’m going to be okay. i don’t need the cookie. maybe i want it a little bit but that’s fine right? okay, actually, it looks yummy and chocolate chip is actually my favorite and i think i would extremely like to eat it. and it would be even more perfect with a glass of milk please and a straw so i can sip it and oh god i’m sorry i’m sorry

[apuffofpink]

“My son is fine”

Ma’am your daughter willingly joined the Imperial Hound Program

[chateau-bluerose]

Elf Littles will be like I'm 10 (decades)

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[abymint]

I got 2 remaining following slots b4 I reach my limit of 666 followers in here if you wanna claim your spot it's gonna be reserved for moots so be sure to follow back if you don't wanna be forgotten and unfollowed for a stupid gag on the internet :3