#floretposting

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[flora-lilly-first-floret]

Oh, you hate yourself?

The Affini would love you, they'd love you so hard! Learn from the plants!

This would be you in less than a week

[candy-kittyfloret]

beware of getting dragged into the catgirl floret cuddle pile

[hdgprom]

[god-of-switches]

High stealth infiltration, Affini style?

Comic by GRS/ Punk Rock Loser

[foxwithnobrain]

parent: my son is fine

excuse me, but your daughter is starting to idolize the idea of being a plant’s pet

[immaterial-vivi]

[october-val]

Terrans say the darndest things…