#flortposting

[foxilittlezoe]

Why am I forced to work a 9-5 job to afford things I need to live, instead of having a giant plant person pamper me and give me everything I could ever want in exchange for cuddling up to them?

[abymint]

My handler told me the weeds keep florting her hounds so I asked how many hounds she has and she said she just goes to the shelter and gets a new hound afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding hounds to the weeds and then her hounds started crying

[florishingfloret]

When was someone going to tell me that someone is making a game about dating sexy plant monsters??????

TELLURICENE - [ DEMO ] by DEADline Studios

Love is deception, germinated in desperation

[autumnwind14]

Floret that gets "a lil chubby" from her affini carrying her around and not exercising. The affini did this on purpose and squeezes her like a stress ball now.

[porcelain-parts]

New Affini Life Simulator! Our new game has plenty of fun and unique gameplay elements and mechanics, such as:

-Adopt florets by completing our very thorough placement quiz!

-Balance how much your florets are allowed to think by giving them xenodrugs and pets!

-Figure out what your florets should wear based on what they claim and their secret desires!

-Set up play dates for your florets with your friends over the internet!

-Hack into secret feral communications to help thwart their plans!

-And much much more!!! Download today to experience life from a greener side ~!

(Made for learning Affini, suspicious or lonely sophonts, and curious florets. New Affini Life Simulator is not responsible for any peculiar messages, creation of AI florets, or subliminal conditioning feelings of longing. Please ask an untrustworthy Affini before downloading.)

[meatthemouse]

[galaxypetalsblog]

Need more floret friends who'll play with us 🥺 we're always on the outside

[robin-sends-it]

The yuri implications of being massively xenodrugged by a caring affini’s injector flowers as they bond to you entirely