Everyone's favorite hunk of junk.

Oliver | ?? | TX M!A: None/accepting. Current status: Fully functioning. [Rp blog for android!Brobot, Brobot's appearance is as shown on the right, sidebar is made by me]

[mechjunk-blog]

What is "lube"?

[mechfucker]

I should take a look anyway. Might be a fluid leak.

[mechjunk-blog]

You can go ahead and check if you're wanting to, hopefully you know where I am.

[mechfucker]

How’re you doing?

[mechjunk-blog]

--[Activating System Scan]--

--[No errors found]--

I'm doing alright it seems, I'm having minor pains in the back of my throat but I don't think that's anything to get stressed over.

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mechfucker replied to your post:My throats kind of sore from the weather changes...

Hey cutie.

!!! Hi Dirk.

[inboxideas]

Put "Oops!" in my askbox

I’ll use a random number generator and respond to…

1. Your character walking in on mine naked. 2. Your character walking in on mine on the toilet. 3. Your character walking in on mine having a tea party with stuffed animals. 4. Your character walking in on mine in the shower. 5. Your character walking in on mine waking from a nightmare. 6. Your character walking in on mine kissing a stranger. 7. Your character walking in on mine making a shady transaction. 8. Your character walking in on mine in a revealing costume. 9. Your character walking in on mine in bed with someone. 10. Your character walking in on mine being attacked by a masked assailant. 11. Your character walking in on mine waiting in bed for them. 12. Your character walking in on mine singing at the top of their lungs. 13. Your character walking in on mine watching pornography. 14. Your character walking in on mine in the middle of a mental breakdown. 15. Your character walking in on mine piss drunk. 16. Your character walking in on mine having a heart attack. 17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall. 18. Your character walking in on mine throwing up. 19. Your character walking in on mine masturbating. 20. Your character walking in on mine… [mun’s choice]

[mechjunk-blog]

My throats kind of sore from the weather changes but look, I'm online.

[spaceflxwers-deactivated2015012]

maybe jake could teach you!!!

you two could be robot buddies, omg, it would be so cute

[mechjunk-blog]

--[Searching Contact "Jake"..]--

--[Contact not found]--

I don't think I've ever met a Jake before, but it would be nice to make some friends since I don't have any.

[mechjunk-blog]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

[mechjunk-blog]

Hit On My Muse!

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."

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jakebxt started following you

Hello. I'm Oliver, and you're?

[bellicoseoutcast-blog]

THAT… ACTUALLY SOUND’S PRETTY CUTE… HI OLIVER. I AM KARKET VANTAS.

[mechjunk-blog]

--[Contact "Karket" saved to system]--

It's nice to meet you Karket, how're you doing today?

[spaceflxwers-deactivated2015012]

i already got a greeter but hello again oliver!!

and i’m sure your drawing is great

[mechjunk-blog]

I made a mistake. It's good to talk to you again though, Jade.

I also have yet to learn how to properly write or draw but I think it looks alright so far.

[mechjunk-blog]

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I think you guys are the only people that haven't got a greeter yet, so here you go. My name's Oliver and currently I'm trying to draw a picture of this lady bug that i found outside, although it's not coming out too good.

[mechjunk-blog]

--[System battery at 100% now powering on. Please wait....]--

--[mechJunk is now ONLINE]--

[mechjunk-blog]

I'm never going to leave this blanket, it's too cold.

[mechjunk-blog]

--[System preparing to enter Sleep mode]--

I'm going to go ahead and get in bed so Dirk can teach me how to set up the Sleep mode on my own, tomorrow morning I'll power on to answer replies and make greetings for the past 5 followers that haven't yet got one. Goodnight.

[mechfucker]

You’re welcome to stay as long as you’d like. Square and Seb share a room that has space in it for another bed, so if you want you can either take the couch for the night or share my bed.

And you can call me whatever you want. I’d prefer Dirk from you, but if you think of something better, by all means.

[mechjunk-blog]

For the night I think I'll share a resting area with you if you don't mind, I'm not sure how my sleep mode works so you'll have to show me how to work it  the first time. I'm just going to call you Dirk, it's easier.