Buck to Ravi after he and Eddie finish sweeping: And then. And THEN he said he was Hen's WORK HUSBAND and Chim is her ex work husband. But he never called me his work husband. Can you fucking believe that? Am I not good enough to be his work husband? I'd be the best husband. Eddie wouldn't even know what hit him with how good I'd be. I cook! I clean! I'm-I'm really good in bed! Why wouldn't Eddie want me to be his husband?
Ravi, contemplating faking his own death just to get out of his conversation: Work husband.












