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[medievalsuggestions]

ban all art depicting God

[oldirishmonasticsuggestions]

I’m sorry, does this bother you?

[medievalsuggestions]

[arthuriansuggestion]

get a sword from the Lady of the Lake

[oldgermanicsuggestions]

No no no that’s the wrong way round. You need to throw the sword INTO the lake.

[count-di-luna]

strange women lying in ponds distributin swords is no basis for a system of government

[oldgermanicsuggestions]

[hindusuggestion]

Suggestion! Dance to celebrate God!

GOOD IDEA!

Garba, Theyyam, Ghoomar, it’s all good!!! 

[earlychurchsuggestions]

I’m both deeply suspicious of dancing but also really into it

[hindusuggestion]

How can you not literally sing God’s praise????

[earlychurchsuggestions]

Oh singing is fine because God created humans so the voice is essentially divine. Instruments are a human creation and therefore imperfect and not worthy of praising God.

[apostalism]

praise him with timbrel and dancing, praise him with the strings and pipe,

-Psalm 150:4

[earlychurchsuggestions]

LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY PARANOIA LA LA LA

[norsesuggestions]

this Mood™ brought by earlychurchsuggestions is also a major Mood™ in the history of the swedish lutheran church.

the swedish lutheran church: “all things in this world could be perhaps be the absolute worst™ and bring the Wrath of God™. we are not 100% sure, but we are feeling, concerned…. way too concerned”.

[georgiansuggestion]

I HAVE DISMISSED my Physician, finding him Unsatisfactory in his Knowledge and a Supporter of such Quackery as Light Meals and Exercise. If the Gout and Rheumatism take me from this World, that must simply be my Fate.

[medievalsuggestions]

steal from the rich and give to the poor

[medievalsuggestions]

invade England

[catosuggestions]

the only people not blocked at the moment are:

marcia

porcia

favonius

brutus

cicero i will unblock you when you stop disagreeing with me

[garland-on-thy-brow]

Munatius blocked you.

(Plut. Cat. Mi. 37.3)

[catosuggestions]

i blocked him first

[georgiansuggestion]

couples who contract smallpox together stay together

[medievalsuggestions]

play soccer so violently that it is outlawed

[medievalsuggestions]

ban all art depicting God

[medievalsuggestions]

ban all art not depicting God

[medievalsuggestions]

ban all art depicting God

[talmudicsuggestions]

Suggestion! Idol worship!/norsesuggestion

Suggestion: death by stoning

[earlychurchsuggestions]

Idol worship 👏is 👏not 👏valid 🚫🚫🚫👀👀👀

[medievalsuggestions]

Continually coin new euphemisms for penis

[medievalsuggestions]

Die of dysentery 

[medievalsuggestions]

Die in childbirth

[medievalsuggestions]

Bore a hole in your skull to let the evil spirits out

[sp00pyjo]

i, martin luther, arrive at the church,

95 theses: posted Roman Catholic Church: outraged papal bull: burned

I am forcibly excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church