Gup

Just a silly lil guy

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[medium-sized-gup]

Question to all the people who have the facilities to pee standing up... Has the pee stream ever split in an unexpected way that results with your sock being uncomfortably warm and wet? Yeah, me neither, just... curious if that's happened to someone

[sirobvious]

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

[porcelain-dollbones]

[medium-sized-gup]

My homie when I fuckin get them

[medium-sized-gup]

You know, running out of money is pretty nice once in a while. All subscriptions I forgot about will just time out and won't renew unless I resubscribe to them. So I guess it's not so bad

[medium-sized-gup]

Just watched Markiplier's Iron Lung movie. If you're a fan of Markiplier/ a fan of the original game, I highly recommend it! I won't spoil anything, but it was one of the best movies that I've watched in the last 5 years

[medium-sized-gup]

Just watched Markiplier's Iron Lung movie. If you're a fan of Markiplier/ a fan of the original game, I highly recommend it! I won't spoil anything, but it was one of the best movies that I've watched in the last 5 years

[squiretilde]

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

[medium-sized-gup]

As far as I'm aware, I'm not a trans woman, but I definitely wouldn't mind having bigger tits

[medium-sized-gup]

House sitting/ pet sitting is so weird sometimes. I'm just allowed to lounge around with a cat, and I'm doing exactly what I'm being paid for

[itsapmseymour]

Hatred thrives on attention.

Silence it by turning from it. No matter how much you want to return the emotions back at it.

[medium-sized-gup]

Turns out, I am hatred. I, too, thrive on attention

[medium-sized-gup]

I absolutely love social media. No one knows who I am. Anyone who sees this will imagine Gup saying it. They will only ever think of Gup when I post, and I love that

[pikory]

just let it happen

like a dream

[medium-sized-gup]

B3313 mentioned! LETS GO

[viria]

so I hold you by the jaw

and kiss you to be sure

with so much more than before

(Horcrux Hunt AU)

[medium-sized-gup]

I'm so pissed that I can't even make the "And they were roommates" joke

[lakevida]

porn blog that followed me 2 years ago sent me a post at 5am this morning of a man getting his feet huffed

[i-hate-you3000]

[i-hate-you3000]

can everyone please stop reblogging this. this isn't even my post.

[lakevida]

you have custody on weekends and holidays

[i-am-a-fish]

post that makes you consider brushing your teeth

[kaynshadow561]

But I'm in the car

[i-am-a-fish]

post that makes you consider going 95 mph

[medium-sized-gup]

Unrelated to the post, but I once got my 1998 Toyota Avalon to 100mph. It was entertaining

[medium-sized-gup]

Grown men who clap, shout, and scream at their TV while watching football concern me.

[medium-sized-gup]

Putting thousands of dots onto a page in hopes that it looks like a horse

[medium-sized-gup]

During my funeral, I want them to play "Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains. I think a few family members and friends would have a chuckle about it.