Capricorn Extraordinaire

Mack Insta: @medzyn 🫠I’m throwing all my thoughts here🫠

[medzyn]

Designing shirts for the BTS Tour 👀

[the-muppet-joker]

Haven't been online much. Been going through some shit. Watched Season 10 of Love Is Blind (Ohio edition), as I was actually one of the contestants this year, and discovered that they cut out all the scenes that had me in them. Fucking fine. None of those other assholes even gave a shit about the muppets no matter how much I talked about them in the pods, and production didn't like that I wore Joker makeup every day. They made me leave filming early because I "wasn't connecting with any of the other singles" and I was "pretty much freaking everyone out." Whatever. I'm going to burn down the village to feel its warmth

[the-muppet-joker]

I only have sexual chemistry with women who hate me or men who are muppets. Maybe I should expand my horizens. Maybe I should become a contestant of the hit dating show Love Is Blind

[medzyn]

Please omg

[the-muppet-joker]

Love is Blind season 10 drops this februrary... the contestants... all came from ohio... wouldn't it be Crazy if I secretly was a Contestant... and had a Ghost Writer for this blog during filming...and this was all an elaborate ruse... to have a Joker find Love? Heh. They say... Truth is stranger than Fiction...

[medzyn]

A cross over of my interests

[medzyn]

[medzyn]

Finally finished my sketchbook 🎉

[the-muppet-joker]

I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.

[medzyn]

HE’S BACK

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[medzyn]

I’ve spent years trying to get problems diagnosed in the US healthcare system and I still have a grand total of 0 diagnoses. I’ve been brick walled in countless different directions.

I tried to get an allergy test to figure out what chemicals I could be allergic to since I get hives randomly from perfume and facial products and they sent me away saying the only place that would do a test like that is hours away and I’d have to take time off work to come in multiple days a week to do an over week long test. They didn’t even give me any allergy test, they just sent me away. I took off work for that appointment for what could’ve been said up front when I scheduled (that they didn’t have the test for me).

I couldn’t afford the time off work, I couldn’t drive over 2 hours to a different clinic multiple times a week.

I tried to get help for my chronic wrist pain that’s only getting worse. I’ve been trying for years. I’ve been through months of PT, I’ve had X-rays, MRIs, and then had a hand/wrist specialist say my wrist is fine and he doesn’t know what else to do other than steroids (but steroids don’t tell me what’s wrong with my body). I went back to my GP. Blood tests came back negative for certain auto immune diseases that it could have been. GP recommends we look into a hand specialist. I think “okay maybe that’ll be different because the last guy just looked at my wrist primarily?” I look at the reference- it’s at the same medical center. It’s a different doctor but he has the same title, works in the same practice, and works with the first one.

…

I’m losing hope.

I don’t think they can do anything for me. I’ve spent years in pain now, traveled for so many appointments, all to just end up back where I started at the same wrist place just one door down with a slightly different man.

I doubt he can do anything for me that the other one hasn’t already done. What more can he do? X-rays, MRIs, PT, blood tests- I’ve already been through all of this at this same facility.

I’m tired. I’m tired of trying to care about my health and do things right and at the end of the day not getting anywhere.

Is it like this in other countries?

Is it this hard to diagnose anything?

[zoesupreme]

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

[world-of-lang]

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

[epistleii]

[misqnon]

Hello, I'm writing to let you know that a Wattpad profile is passing off your story "Chartreuse is a Shade of Green" as legitimate, translating it into Spanish without giving you credit. The profile is @Kryssia24. I don't know if you gave them permission to do this, but comparing the publication dates of your story with the other one, I assumed so. You'll find the story on Wattpad as "El Cazador ⚔️ & El Vampiro 🦇"

hi, thank you so much for letting me know :/ unfortunately i did NOT give them permission to reupload my work and they definitely did not credit me. in fact it looks like they're saying "their friend" wrote the fic, which is why it has acesan in it, because they make it a point to say how they don't like acesan??? 💀 stealing someone's fic and then saying you don't like the ship in it is crazy.

i'm waiting on the verification email for wattpad to come through so i can comment asking them to take it down. thank you again for telling me :I

[medzyn]

How dare??? Tf

[medzyn]

[medzyn]

Me and who???

[medzyn]

THE CROAKER???? Liking my KERMIT POST???!!!!! Your majesty it is an honor to be graced by your approval of my Kermit posting.

I do miss Kermit so.

Hearing his sweet voice speaking at that college graduation moved me to near tears.

What a man. What a muppet.

[medzyn]

God I love Kermit the frog, I miss him so much.

[medzyn]

Born-Sexy-Yesterday is such an unfortunate trope. It makes my skin crawl. It makes me feel so bad for these characters who had so much potential, but were used or manipulated one way or another in their plot lines because THAT’S WHY THEY WERE CREATED. Other characters prey on their naivety/lack of intelligence/lack of world knowledge. Whether it’s physically/emotionally (like coercing them into a relationship), socially (like not truly listening to them or their opinion because they’re too dumb, young, etc), or mentally (like sticking with them and guiding their moves and decisions)- a lot of the characters who fit into this trope do so to fulfill some one else’s plot line other than their own. In fact, some of these characters fulfill others plot lines MORE than their own plot line- especially if they’re not the main character. Sure versions of Born-Sexy-Yesterday have main characters who the whole point is for them to explore the world and learn more (ex: Tarzan) which at least gives the benefit of them actively learning and gaining knowledge to try and break from some of this mold, but others never do. For many other characters that’s just part of who they are and why they’re here. Sitcoms do this all the time by bringing in young hot naive characters just for their main male characters to use or make a bit off of (ex: Kandi from Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory in general) despite these woman being adults they’re made to be portrayed as dumb and unaware of how aspects of the world work.

Anywho this was made because I saw a clip of two and a half men (I’ve never watched the show) and did a deep dive on Kandi’s plot line and got mad finding another character like this.

[theconcealedweapon]