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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

I fell asleep in a field once and woke up with skunk kits bouncing around me and I don’t know that I’ve ever been more scared of any wildlife I’ve come across.

Kudos to the cyclist for keeping calm enough to record this.

byjove

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

byjove

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

techskylander

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

byjove

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

kintatsujo

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

iconuk01

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

angrybeardedbastard

This movie is the only way Frankenstein should be portrayed

ninjahijabimuse

Do you ever think Victor got jealous of his monster having bigger meat than him

bhder

vodcar

country gnomes,

take my bones

cryptidfuckery

to a place,

they don't belong

annabellioncourt

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

druggeddraccus

west virginia

inkskinned

but you see her on instagram and it was never really said that you guys aren’t friends but one day she stopped answering and you stopped texting and it’s not like the wound is a cavern but it is a diagram of what if in red letters. you want to tell her nice lipstick that’s a good color but the last time you spoke it was stilted and awkward

how do you say goodbye, you know? it’s not an unfriend and block kind of situation. but you watch the people you once loved go on and have a life and you’re outside of it. and it’s bittersweet because of course it’s okay that you’re both thriving. but she used to be who you’d call if you needed to cry. she used to be who’d you’d be binge watching the new series with. you used to be hers, in a way, even if that way wasn’t permanent. and now she’s someone else and so are you and your friendship is clicking heart shapes next to pictures where she smiles next to people you’ve never met. you know where her birthmark is. she knows where you’ve buried your dead.

the poets and the singers and the authors write about romantic love when it ends. but nobody tells you how to get over a friend.